1. we ordered murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with minced meat.
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."
by theWestHamfan November 16, 2003
essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."
by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003
colin considered himself to be very fortunate. having a cobra forsky was useful as his wife played the flute. trips to india were a gas.
by theWestHamfan January 19, 2004
by theWestHamfan January 03, 2004
to have sexual intercourse without actual penetration. the labia are stretched around the penis and held in place whilst the thrusting brings ejaculation OUTSIDE the vagina. this is a common form of birth control in Korea
steven was really looking forward to a good bunk up with colin's wife but she would only give him a labia hotdog
by theWestHamfan December 08, 2003
penis splint; usually consisting of four spatulas arranged equidistant and parallel to the penis, thus encompassing it. this is held in place with a binding of clear plaster.
on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, "look david, this bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man." "that's nothing" replied david, opening his dressing gown to expose his cock splint, "look, this is still boxed!."
by theWestHamfan November 13, 2003
1. ers next door looks really posh now. she's got rid of the old beer cans and done it all up wiv lino.
2. darren "oi, lino, what's wrong wiv you? E was never offside."
dave "bring on stevie wonder!"
2. darren "oi, lino, what's wrong wiv you? E was never offside."
dave "bring on stevie wonder!"
by theWestHamfan December 26, 2003