uncontrollable flesh

a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections

"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

on the game

prostitute. a person who is coin operated

"blimey" gasped a shocked Kevin "I didn't realise my next door neighbour was on the game"

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

hippopotomia

to become sexually aroused with excessive fat

kev's new partner was so tripleobese he played bouncy castles all night to satisfy his hippopotamia

by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004

rubber scrubber

a woman that looks so hard up she would wash out condoms and use them again

she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

prat hat

press on towel of the sanitary variety usually worn by young girls who don't really know what a good flood is.

Ah, poor little jodi was wearing her first prat hat and feeling so proud when the boys following shouted "oi you just dropped sumfink" "too late the flies are on it"
boys can be right bastards

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

middle wicket

penis

old thunderthighs fancied Kevin so badly she made a bold grab for his middle wicket

by theWestHamfan November 04, 2003

golden rivet

an old nautical term for tempting a new recruit to the bowels of the ship for the purpose of homosexual activities

"see Roger, if you bend right over you can see the golden rivet"

by theWestHamfan November 05, 2003