theWestHamfan's definitions

gloyboy

a rentboy or young male prostitute

everyone thought it was alec's grandson visiting him. could it be his gloyboy?

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

screw

prison warder

that screw wiv the tattoo, took out debbie, bought her a screwdriver and then screwed her ass off.

by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

kinching

to look along the kerbside for dropped cash

the woman next door was caught kinching in parsloes avenue

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

arks

a common way to say ask

"he said to arks him an' he would borrow me his stolen credit card, innit.

by theWestHamfan December 4, 2003

digit

finger or toe

it's easy for most people to count to twenty using their digits for help. tony goes one better, he can count up to twenty and a half!

by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

dick chainy

a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.

colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

cuntbush

1. president of the us of a
2. female pubes

1. "i'm too busy to talk to 'em right now, jus' get one of the token ethnics to explain things."
2. as trevor's hand slowly reached her cuntbush he was devastated to find she was in fact a shemale and he met a meat and two veg

by theWestHamfan December 19, 2003