Definitions by theWestHamfan

conger eel

a penis that never becomes fully erect, even during ejaculation

brittney was VERY dissapointed. she expected a throbber and he only had a conger eel

conger eel by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

headless chicken 

1. a chicken with no head
2. running around all over the place with seemingly no aim or purpose

1. we ordered murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with minced meat.
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."

headless chicken by theWestHamfan November 16, 2003

daisy chain 

a group of three or more male homosexuals cojoined penis/anus to form an endless chain. the idea is to all ejaculate at exactly the same time

"hey mandy" cried out reinhard "come and join this daisy chain, we're just about to pop."

daisy chain by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

love eggs

a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification

you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman

love eggs by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

penile bifida 

to have two penii

"always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"

penile bifida by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

on the game 

prostitute. a person who is coin operated

"blimey" gasped a shocked Kevin "I didn't realise my next door neighbour was on the game"

on the game by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

coin operated 

prostitute. on the game

his father was so mortified to find his son's next door neighbour was coin operated, he stealthily paid her a visit!

coin operated by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003