Definitions by theWestHamfan

barnstorming 

when the roof of the barn has blown off and the rain gets in during a storm - as in IDS

He gave such a barnstorming performance, but zilch votes

barnstorming by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

gnomedipus 

an unnatural love for your garden gnome

"Hi Alec, what on earth are you doing with that gnome?"

gnomedipus by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

bunk up 

to assist a climber by pushing him/her upwards

"'ere Stephen, g'is a bunk up, I'm nearly over this wall."

bunk up by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

griminal 

a person that indulges in "dirty" crimes

there goes that dirty bastard griminal, he's just graffitied my brand new wall

griminal by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

muffin the mule 

rape cunnilingus, or cunnilingus against the will

Oi kev, stop that at once! muffin the mule is strictly illegal

muffin the mule by theWestHamfan October 26, 2003

smudger 

the nickname for a person named Smith

"there goes Smudger again, always after 'is 'oggins"

smudger by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

dickie fender by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003