the storm drains's definitions

damnination

noun: an interjection used for situations where the subject is both pissed off and under extreme stress to succeed.
combination of the words "damn" and "domination"

chris: "the good news is that we can still catch them if we hurry. the bad news is they stole your money, girl, and guitar.."
marc: "damnination!!!!"

dave: "yo homie, what you got?"
taylor: "i got product, but it's not that good."
dave: "damnination!"

by the storm drains July 3, 2009

time change

noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.

Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!

by the storm drains April 5, 2009

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009

Garden Grove

noun: a city in orange county, california. nothing exciting goes on in garden grove, and life in it is dull. for some reason, asians find the city very attractive and have unfortunately over-populated it. sublime's song 'garden grove' on their self-titled LP is about the same city.

"we took this trip to garden grove."

chris: "ugh, it smells like fried cat and wasabi squash."
taylor: "we must be in garden grove."

by the storm drains May 16, 2009

dominate

verb: to own, especially in a said situation.

i will definitely dominate my chick tonight.

ready to dominate this show??

that shark just dominated a seal lion!

by the storm drains May 2, 2009

really good sex

noun: sex that's really good, duh.

The only thing better than pie is really good sex.

by the storm drains August 2, 2009

bro hymn

noun: an anthem for douchebags.

Kottonmouth Kings are notorious for writing bro hymns.

by the storm drains September 28, 2009