44 definitions by the storm drains

noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.
Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!
by the storm drains April 5, 2009
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noun: an online guide to finding the best medical marijuana dispensaries in southern california.
I always check weed maps for the latest and best deals before I head out to the clinic.
by the storm drains January 3, 2010
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a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
by the storm drains October 14, 2008
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noun: any excess of skin that hangs from something's neck
Old Man Jenkins and his pet turkey have massive gobblers.
by the storm drains September 20, 2009
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noun: an eyewitness who is inconspicuous or unseen by others.
The burglar was seen breaking into a department store by a spywitness.
by the storm drains October 1, 2009
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verb: to own, especially in a said situation.
i will definitely dominate my chick tonight.

ready to dominate this show??

that shark just dominated a seal lion!
by the storm drains May 2, 2009
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