sploogicide

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)

most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide

by the storm drains September 07, 2009

pussy kiss

For straight males only:
When you just finished a sexual encounter with your woman, and you lie down next to her for a breather. If she stradles you, her pussy lips will touch your leg and leave a wet, sticky mark composed of vaginal juices and/or cum. This mark looks somewhat like a kiss.

I was bangin' away at this chick who was lucky to have me, and after 2 hours I needed a break. Out of the blue she turns over and spoons me, giving me a sloppy pussy kiss.. ugh!

by the storm drains January 13, 2009

gobbler

noun: any excess of skin that hangs from something's neck

Old Man Jenkins and his pet turkey have massive gobblers.

by the storm drains September 20, 2009

flu goo

noun: cum from a guy who's sick with the flu.

jimbo: ahh, nothing like a lil' testicular release...
kevin: huh? i thought you were ill?
jimbo: i am, but emma doesn't care. she got flu goo all over her face!!

by the storm drains June 21, 2009

dk

noun: the acronyms for the video game Donkey Kong and for the band Dead Kennedys.

we played dk while listening to dk

by the storm drains July 29, 2009

weed maps

noun: an online guide to finding the best medical marijuana dispensaries in southern california.

I always check weed maps for the latest and best deals before I head out to the clinic.

by the storm drains January 03, 2010

rhymenocerous

a rapping water dwelling-mammal from the film "Flight of the Conchords". he kicks ass!

that goddamn rhymenocerous is showing off his rap skills on mtv again...

by the storm drains December 09, 2008