the slow kid's definitions

booster

"The booster" is what is left when you get down to the last 2 inches of malt liquor in a 40 ouncer, preferably Olde English 800 (better known as "Eight Ball"). By the time you get down to the booster it is usually warm, which only serves to make an already unpalatable beverage taste even worse. Despite the nastiness of the booster, it must be consumed to avoid ridicule by one's peers.

Hey you donkey, are you gonna drink that booster or are we gonna have to put a skirt on you and buy you a box of tampons?

by The Slow Kid June 11, 2006

swaint

n.
1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the nutsack and the bunghole. Swaint usually occurs in conjunction with swass and swalls.

CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped).

I cut the lawn in the heat yesterday and got a really bad case of swaint. Holy shit, I never knew my taint had so many sweat glands.

by The Slow Kid July 30, 2006

the cleverest

"TheCleverest.com" is a website where people can use their imagination to create funny quotes using pictures supplied by the site's creator. Unfortunately, most people who visit the site are completely retarded in their ability to come up with amusing quotes. The result is a complete lack of humorous responses by (what I can only assume are) complete retards. The result is that The Cleverest gets the worst responses ever.

"I went on "TheCleverest.com" and put down a marginally funny quote and everybody gave me a thumbs down because I'm a retard. Hooray for me!!!!! I'm not funny!!!! I am the scourge of The Cleverest!!!

by the slow kid April 28, 2008

bush club

When you and your friends are walking along the sidewalk, usually after drinking, and one or more people in the party secretly decide to throw another person in the group into the bushes. The victim is then sneak-attacked and thrown forcefully into the largest bush available while the rest of the group shouts "BUSH CLUB!!!"

Chris was wasted last night so we initiated him into the bush club on the way back from the bars.

by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006

Don't taze me bro!

This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.

"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"

by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007

streads

Short for street-beads. Found in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, streads are the sad, unwanted strings of beads seen laying in the street, often submerged in Mardi Gras Juice. Streads are good for giving to women whose titties you want to see but who might not normally be bead-worthy. Broken streads can be easily fixed by twisting the ends together. Fortunately, the stread recipient usually won't notice this shoddy repair until she has already shown the goods, at which point it's too late, ha-ha, I saw your boobs.

Hey Steve! I got that girl over there to show her tits for some nasty old streads! Now let's go get a daquiri-filled plastic football!

by The Slow Kid July 8, 2006

hecca

A word used to add emphasis to a statement. Taken from the similar phrase "hella" and modified by over-educated douchebags from the Pacific Northwest for no apparent reason.

Trevor: Hey Josh! Your cargo pants are hecca sweet?

Josh: Thanks, dude! Wanna go to Starbucks and get a latte?

by The Slow Kid April 13, 2006