n.
1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the nutsack and the bunghole. Swaint usually occurs in conjunction with swass and swalls.
CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped).
1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the nutsack and the bunghole. Swaint usually occurs in conjunction with swass and swalls.
CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped).
I cut the lawn in the heat yesterday and got a really bad case of swaint. Holy shit, I never knew my taint had so many sweat glands.
by The Slow Kid July 30, 2006
"TheCleverest.com" is a website where people can use their imagination to create funny quotes using pictures supplied by the site's creator. Unfortunately, most people who visit the site are completely retarded in their ability to come up with amusing quotes. The result is a complete lack of humorous responses by (what I can only assume are) complete retards. The result is that The Cleverest gets the worst responses ever.
"I went on "TheCleverest.com" and put down a marginally funny quote and everybody gave me a thumbs down because I'm a retard. Hooray for me!!!!! I'm not funny!!!! I am the scourge of The Cleverest!!!
by the slow kid April 28, 2008
When you and your friends are walking along the sidewalk, usually after drinking, and one or more people in the party secretly decide to throw another person in the group into the bushes. The victim is then sneak-attacked and thrown forcefully into the largest bush available while the rest of the group shouts "BUSH CLUB!!!"
by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006
A joke phrase used as a follow-up to "Joe Mama". This makes the victim of the joke feel even more insulted if they fall for it twice. Similar in execution to the "Deez Nuts" type of joke.
John: "Hey, someone was looking for you while you were gone."
Mike: "Yeah, who?"
John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."
John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."
Mike: "Who?"
John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!
Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
Mike: "Yeah, who?"
John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."
John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."
Mike: "Who?"
John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!
Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006
"The booster" is what is left when you get down to the last 2 inches of malt liquor in a 40 ouncer, preferably Olde English 800 (better known as "Eight Ball"). By the time you get down to the booster it is usually warm, which only serves to make an already unpalatable beverage taste even worse. Despite the nastiness of the booster, it must be consumed to avoid ridicule by one's peers.
Hey you donkey, are you gonna drink that booster or are we gonna have to put a skirt on you and buy you a box of tampons?
by The Slow Kid June 11, 2006
An acronym for a medical condition known as "Red-Ass Dick Syndrome". Usually caused by excessive amounts of dry humping, resulting in severe chafing of the skin just below the head of the penis. Sufferers of RADS often experience pain while walking, running, having sex, jerking off, eating, driving, and breathing. The only known cure is to get with chicks who are easy so that you can actually have sex.
Check out Jesse over there. He's gotta walk half bent-over because he got a bad case of RADS Saturday night.
by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006
n. The putrid, festering liquid that accumulates along curbs and in potholes on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras Juice is usually made up of several distinct liquids, including (but not limited to): beer, spit, urine, Pat O'Brien's hurricanes, semen, human blood, rainwater, mucous, suntan lotion, feces, sweat, pig's blood, assorted other alcoholic beverages and soft drinks, breast milk, tears of lost souls, and rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.
Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
That guy just stepped ankle-deep into a puddle of Mardi Gras Juice. If that were me I'd cut off my own foot.
by The Slow Kid July 08, 2006