lumberjack

The man who sings

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Booleanographer

One certified in Internet Searching by the International Booleanography Society at Roni00.com

Nigel couldn't find the lyrics for his favorite song, so he called upon the local Booleanographer. Needless to say, the result was good.

by The Professor February 10, 2005

Atropos

the third fate in Greek mythology who cuts the thread of life after Clothos spins it, and Lachesis measures it

Pray that Atropos' scissors are far away.

by The Professor June 29, 2004

Patrick Moore

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

by The Professor November 07, 2003

SEGA thumbs

Pain or stiffness in the thumbs occuring most often after a long bout of playing a game on the SEGA console.
Can also be applied to other consoles.

After 5 hours of Sonic, Bruce had a badass case of SEGA thumbs.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

MonkaToS

An phrase or alternative version of the PePe the Frog emote from the streaming website Twitch, used in situations where something in the stream mediates something offensive that could be against the Terms Of Service of Twitch

Streamer: *Says or does something bad or offensive that they probably will regret later
Chat: MonkaToS! MonkaToS!

by The Professor August 08, 2019

apropos

by the way

And then I ate the tuna sandwich.
Apropos, the stock in tuna companies is rising...

by The Professor June 29, 2004