Definitions by the product

Dog Fight

When, at the start of the night, all the guys put money into a pot, and decide to go for the dirtiest of dirties. At the end of the night, whoever got with the filthiest girl wins the pot.

"This party is going to be pure dirt from Uptown."
"Better call a Dog Fight!"

Dog Fight by the product September 5, 2005

Lamping 

Chilling, hanging out, cooling down after a gongshow.

Guy #1 "After that broad we tag teamed last night, we was lampin' for hours just holdin' our testosterones!"
Guy #2 "Gross man, did not want to hear that."

Lamping by the product September 5, 2005

Larf 

1. A loud barf, generally the most respected of vomit trails.

2. A sign of agreement, a remark confirming a fact or phrase.

1. "I larfed all over the house last night, and I swear the window panes were shaking."

2. Guy #1 "We should session the trails tonight and then have a brew."
Guy #2 "I'll larf to that."

Larf by the product September 5, 2005

Sesh 

An abbreviation or short form of session.

"Time to sesh the Mill Creek gap!"

Sesh by the product September 5, 2005

Sewered 

When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.

The opposite of being a wingman

"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"

"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."

(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"

Sewered by the product August 14, 2005

Afterdrunk

Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).

Guy #1 "I was so afterdrunk in the AM that I actually told my girlfriend I'd take her to dinner."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."

Afterdrunk by the product August 14, 2005

The 3 S's 

1. to Shit, Shower, Shave.
2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.

"Let's hit that gongshow you were talking about last night."
"Sure, but let me do the 3 S's first."

The 3 S's by the product August 14, 2005