Loosely Remembered

Used to indicate when you don't really remember what happened and you're lieing.

Is most useful while around people who have never heard it before and are asking for last night's story.

"So then Seabass was all 'I've been known to enjoy a fine martini!'.. Of course, this is all loosely remembered".

by the product December 03, 2005

Roster

Your group of friends.

"What are you doing tonight buddy?"
"I don't know, the roster's empty. Bill's at the lake, Seabass is out with his wifey, Shaun is just a loser now, and Ciggy called a dragon slayer without me."

by the product September 26, 2005

Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.

"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

by the product July 26, 2008

Hawking

To express great interest in someone or something by looking at them.

Often, but not limited to, when someone suspects you are doing something wrong, illegal, unconstitutional.

When we pulled out infront of a cop today he looked us up and down a few times.

K asked "You got your seatbelt on?"

I said "Yeah man, but he was hawking us."

"What?"

"Like, checking us out, eyes and everything.. Like a hawk"

"Oh, 'puberty boy'ing' us!"

by the product December 28, 2005

The 3 S's

1. to Shit, Shower, Shave.
2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.

"Let's hit that gongshow you were talking about last night."
"Sure, but let me do the 3 S's first."

by the product August 14, 2005

Sesh

An abbreviation or short form of session.

"Time to sesh the Mill Creek gap!"

by the product September 05, 2005

Dirties

Any group of girls that aptly fit the term dirty.

Usually see in murderous packs at parties.

"Oh shit, check out that group of dirties that just lamped in!"

by the product September 26, 2005