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Dirties

Any group of girls that aptly fit the term dirty.

Usually see in murderous packs at parties.
"Oh shit, check out that group of dirties that just lamped in!"
by the product September 26, 2005
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Sesh

An abbreviation or short form of session.
"Time to sesh the Mill Creek gap!"
by the product September 5, 2005
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Dog Fight

When, at the start of the night, all the guys put money into a pot, and decide to go for the dirtiest of dirties. At the end of the night, whoever got with the filthiest girl wins the pot.
"This party is going to be pure dirt from Uptown."
"Better call a Dog Fight!"
by the product September 5, 2005
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Bush League

From unshaven pussy, 'bush league' refers to anything that is below an acceptable standard.

The expression refers to the fact that you would not want to have anything to do with a hairy cunt, and therefore, it's in a league of it's own, where you rarely want to play.
"That party was so bush league."
"I know, and you said it had gongshow potential!"
"I was wrong, but at least I puked."
by the product October 1, 2005
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Bitch Cube

A 24 pack of beers. Not to be confused with the cube. The 24 pack is the bitch cube because only a true bitch chooses it over the 30.

When the party gets broken up before you can drink a substantial amount.
"What a bitch, only hauling around 24 beers to the party last night!"

"It was such a bitch cube night last night man, the party got broken up before my 25th beer!"
by the product September 26, 2005
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FLQ

A totally badass Quebecois terrorist group who shoved a huge stick up the Federal Government's ass in the 1970's. They kidnapped trade minister Pierre LaPorte and some British diplomat nobody cared about.

Their Manifesto of '79 rivals only that of Karl Marx.

The FLQ are generally known to have become active after the famous words, "Vive le Quebec libre" were spoken by De Gaulle on a Montreal balcony.
"I was taught pure conservative bullshit about the FLQ in high school. They made them sound like a bunch of crazy fucks, when they really just wanted basic civil rights for Quebec."
by the product September 26, 2005
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Afterdrunk

Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).
Guy #1 "I was so afterdrunk in the AM that I actually told my girlfriend I'd take her to dinner."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."
by the product August 14, 2005
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