Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).
Guy #1 "I was so afterdrunk in the AM that I actually told my girlfriend I'd take her to dinner."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."
by the product July 22, 2005
When, at the start of the night, all the guys put money into a pot, and decide to go for the dirtiest of dirties. At the end of the night, whoever got with the filthiest girl wins the pot.
by the product August 23, 2005
Used to indicate when you don't really remember what happened and you're lieing.
Is most useful while around people who have never heard it before and are asking for last night's story.
Is most useful while around people who have never heard it before and are asking for last night's story.
"So then Seabass was all 'I've been known to enjoy a fine martini!'.. Of course, this is all loosely remembered".
by the product November 29, 2005
When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.
The opposite of being a wingman
The opposite of being a wingman
"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"
"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."
(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"
"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."
(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"
by the product July 22, 2005
by the product July 22, 2005
"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."
by the product August 29, 2005
To express great interest in someone or something by looking at them.
Often, but not limited to, when someone suspects you are doing something wrong, illegal, unconstitutional.
Often, but not limited to, when someone suspects you are doing something wrong, illegal, unconstitutional.
When we pulled out infront of a cop today he looked us up and down a few times.
K asked "You got your seatbelt on?"
I said "Yeah man, but he was hawking us."
"What?"
"Like, checking us out, eyes and everything.. Like a hawk"
"Oh, 'puberty boy'ing' us!"
K asked "You got your seatbelt on?"
I said "Yeah man, but he was hawking us."
"What?"
"Like, checking us out, eyes and everything.. Like a hawk"
"Oh, 'puberty boy'ing' us!"
by the product October 23, 2005