the moody poet's definitions
A sicko that likes to have sex with children.
A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.
A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.
The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.
"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"
"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"
"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"
"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"
by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008
Get the pedophilemug. To be sexually promiscuous with more than one corpse and unable to settle down with the one corpse sexually.
To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.
To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.
To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.
To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.
"Anyone would think that little necro-slut Billy-Ray was using that cemetery like a food buffet at Sizzler."
"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"
"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the necro-slutmug. The Queen of England is a ruling female monarch or Sovereign that is head of state for the United Kingdom and it's Commonwealth. i.e Australia etc
The Queen of England is slang for when a female storms into a room and will not be reckoned with, and will not take no for an answer.
The Queen of England is slang for when a female storms into a room and will not be reckoned with, and will not take no for an answer.
POMMY ACCENT - "I couldn't very well bloody believe it!" "Whah" "Jessica marched in like the Queen of bloody England and told me I was fired and had 30 seconds to exit the bloomin' building!"
When my mother died, Cheryl just marched in like The Queen of England and took whatever she wanted, and left without even a word!" "Not a word!"
Who does that Irish tart Sinead O'Connor think she is, The Queen of fucking England?"
When my mother died, Cheryl just marched in like The Queen of England and took whatever she wanted, and left without even a word!" "Not a word!"
Who does that Irish tart Sinead O'Connor think she is, The Queen of fucking England?"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the The Queen of Englandmug. Anything relating to Italy.
Slang word used to describe the geographical location of Italy.
To describe an Italian gay man's arsehole or an Italian woman's cunt.
Slang word used to describe the geographical location of Italy.
To describe an Italian gay man's arsehole or an Italian woman's cunt.
"Yeh I'm headed over to the wogbox for a week to hear The Pope bitch about Islam and the Fatima Notes!"
"Yeh that Rice Queen wants to go another way tonight and give that wogboys wogbox a quick bang for 50 Euro's!"
"Yeh that Rice Queen wants to go another way tonight and give that wogboys wogbox a quick bang for 50 Euro's!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the wogboxmug. An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the seismic fartmug. A gay man's word that is described when kicking someone's testicles for sexual gratification. See bondage or ball torture.
The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.
The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.
Cyril walked into The Laird, put down his handbag and yelled in his biggest butchest voice, "Nugget My Balls! A queue of men quickly got in line to kick Cyril in the balls.
"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"
Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.
"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"
Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the nugget my ballsmug. The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuvermug.