Definitions by the moody poet
Church Hopping
To go from one Church to another Church, experiencing many worshipping services.
To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.
To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.
"Margaret had been Church hopping for three months now. She's Church hopped from Baptist Ministries, to Christian Survivors, Knight Templar’s, Heavens Gate, Peoples Temple and the list just goes on and on."
"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."
"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."
Church Hopping by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Nicole Richie Diet
A cocktail of illegal and legal drugs mixed together.
Mixture of dolls.
A buffet of uppers and downers. Watch The Basketball Diaries movie with Leonardo Dicaprio or Scarface with Al Pacino.
Prescription diet medication that suppresses appetite and also has a kick of speed in it. See Duromine.
The act of popping pills like tic-tacs and using them for food intake.
The opposite of Kirstie Alley. See Kirstie Alley Syndrome
The act of one continuous drug run. See Diet Junkie or Diet Nazi.
Mixture of dolls.
A buffet of uppers and downers. Watch The Basketball Diaries movie with Leonardo Dicaprio or Scarface with Al Pacino.
Prescription diet medication that suppresses appetite and also has a kick of speed in it. See Duromine.
The act of popping pills like tic-tacs and using them for food intake.
The opposite of Kirstie Alley. See Kirstie Alley Syndrome
The act of one continuous drug run. See Diet Junkie or Diet Nazi.
"Sharon are you on the Nicole Richie Diet or what?"
"No Misha I swear girlfriend I'm not!"
"Well how'd you lose 20 kilos in one week bitch?"
"Sheila looks like she's the walking dead!"
"Uhuh I know, she's on the Nicole Richie Diet!"
"No Misha I swear girlfriend I'm not!"
"Well how'd you lose 20 kilos in one week bitch?"
"Sheila looks like she's the walking dead!"
"Uhuh I know, she's on the Nicole Richie Diet!"
Nicole Richie Diet by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Filthy Fucker
A guy that will fuck anything.
A guy that will fuck the most ugliest and most disgusting chicks in town.
A guy that has a motto, "A holes a hole!"
A guy that will fuck the most ugliest and most disgusting chicks in town.
A guy that has a motto, "A holes a hole!"
MATT: I'm so fucking horny I could fuck that grandma!
TODD: Dude! Your one Filthy Fucker!
Just after sex…
TINA: So Rodd... Do you think we can be together now as boyfriend and girlfriend?
RODD: Huh? Are you for real bitch? Your bigger than a house and your cunt smells like a fucking chimney!
TINA: (Yells) Get the fuck out of my squat you filthy fucker!
RODD: (laughing) You were just a fucking hole baby, just a fucking hole!
TODD: Dude! Your one Filthy Fucker!
Just after sex…
TINA: So Rodd... Do you think we can be together now as boyfriend and girlfriend?
RODD: Huh? Are you for real bitch? Your bigger than a house and your cunt smells like a fucking chimney!
TINA: (Yells) Get the fuck out of my squat you filthy fucker!
RODD: (laughing) You were just a fucking hole baby, just a fucking hole!
Filthy Fucker by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Jade
Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yu in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.
Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).
Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc
Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.
Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).
Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc
Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.
Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"
"What the stone or my wife?"
"Whatevers the cheapest?"
"Hrmm... that would be my wife."
Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
"What the stone or my wife?"
"Whatevers the cheapest?"
"Hrmm... that would be my wife."
Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
Jade by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
6666
The Qur'an contains 6,666 verses.
The qur'an took 23 years to complete and was written by The Prophet Muhammad but handed down to him by a higher power.
The qur'an is divided into thirty equal divisions, which are called juz in Arabic. There are 114 chapters and 336,233 letters.
The qur'an took 23 years to complete and was written by The Prophet Muhammad but handed down to him by a higher power.
The qur'an is divided into thirty equal divisions, which are called juz in Arabic. There are 114 chapters and 336,233 letters.
6666 by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Meat Sheik
Sheik Taj Aldin Alhilali is known in Australia as the Meat Sheik for his comments on western women deserving to be raped if they do not cover up and wear a hijab i.e. the equivalent of a human condom or mobile tent dress.
The Meat Sheik has now shown Australia a side of Islam that is putrid and disgusting. See anti-rape wear for Islamic Fashion.
Meat Sheik by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007