the moody poet's definitions
Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.
"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"
"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"
"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"
by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008
Get the Mo-Ham-Headmug. The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!
The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!
Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!
Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"
"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"
"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"
"There all Santa Whores!!!"
"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"
"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"
"There all Santa Whores!!!"
"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Santa Whoresmug. by The Moody Poet August 1, 2007
Get the touched upmug. Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Pulling a Helen Kellermug. A mischievous, risqué or sexy pair of underwear that stay concealed or hidden until an opportune moment arises to wear them.
When you save your best pair of panties or undergear for that right fuck.
Usually knickers that are racy, c-thru, frilly or elevate the bulge or pussy with a low sexy cut.
When you save your best pair of panties or undergear for that right fuck.
Usually knickers that are racy, c-thru, frilly or elevate the bulge or pussy with a low sexy cut.
I woke up and caught my Dad putting on his naughty knickers that he keeps hidden in the closet.
I waited for him to leave the house and then told Mom.
My Mom clawed his eyes out and ripped his naughty knickers off and burnt them.
My Dad don't have naughty knickers anymore.
But my Mom still does :p
I waited for him to leave the house and then told Mom.
My Mom clawed his eyes out and ripped his naughty knickers off and burnt them.
My Dad don't have naughty knickers anymore.
But my Mom still does :p
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Naughty Knickersmug. Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.
In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.
In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the male infanticidemug. Instead of saying good-bye or see you later; kewl people now say Fuck U Later...
What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
LINDY: Fuck U Later
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!
CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!
Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!
CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!
Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Fuck U Latermug.