Definitions by the moody poet
anti-rape wear
When you take off the sheet from your bed, cut 2 holes in it for your eyes to see out of, and then wear it to cover your body so you won't get raped.
"Wow!" "Do you think the WallMart will one day stock anti-rape wear for us Muslima's?
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
anti-rape wear by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
camel jockey
Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.
When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!
An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.
When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!
An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.
"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"
"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"
"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"
"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"
"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"
camel jockey by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
popcorn surprise
popcorn surprise by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Paddle Slap
To be slapped with a paddle.
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
Paddle Slap by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Fish n Chip Dirty Dip
A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.
When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"
"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"
"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"
Fish n Chip Dirty Dip by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver
The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Grey Water
A water saving strategy usually used by third world countries, but now is being used in rural country Australia i.e. Bendigo etc to help save water.
It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
Grey Water by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007