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Fratricide

Fratricide is when you kill your own brother.

Fratricide is when you kill a brother in arms (soldier or political/religous brother) who you are fighting with either on purpose or by accident.
Cain committed fratricide when he killed his own brother Abel in the Book of Genesis.

In 9/11 the terrorists not only committed mass murder but they had also committed acts of fratricide against their own Islamic brothers.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Who let the dog out?

Another way of saying, who farted?
I was sitting in the front rows of the cinema when I heard someone down the back yell, "Who let the dog out?"

"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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seismic fart

An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.

A fart that has the power to kill!

An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!

While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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wogbox

Anything relating to Italy.

Slang word used to describe the geographical location of Italy.

To describe an Italian gay man's arsehole or an Italian woman's cunt.
"Yeh I'm headed over to the wogbox for a week to hear The Pope bitch about Islam and the Fatima Notes!"

"Yeh that Rice Queen wants to go another way tonight and give that wogboys wogbox a quick bang for 50 Euro's!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Titty Tease

A girl with big tittie's or big jugs that likes to show them off and cocktease all the guyz.

Much like a pole dancer or stripper, accept showing them off on the main street, malls or in public somewhere.

A girl who wears tight tops.
That Rebecca is a real titty tease, I saw her down at the shops wearing a c-thru number and her nipples were sticking out like the polar caps.

Moana liked to only wear a lacy bra when she went out on the town, everyone said she was a real titty tease!!!

"Do you think my tits look too big in this?"
"Titty Tease!!!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Kirstie Alley Syndrome

Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
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