the moody poet's definitions
Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.
In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.
In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the male infanticidemug. Instead of saying good-bye or see you later; kewl people now say Fuck U Later...
What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
LINDY: Fuck U Later
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!
CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!
Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!
CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!
Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Fuck U Latermug. When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Jet Slagmug. by The Moody Poet August 20, 2007
Get the PBUHmug. When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Donald Trump Sex Maneuvermug. To go from one Church to another Church, experiencing many worshipping services.
To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.
To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.
"Margaret had been Church hopping for three months now. She's Church hopped from Baptist Ministries, to Christian Survivors, Knight Templar’s, Heavens Gate, Peoples Temple and the list just goes on and on."
"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."
"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the Church Hoppingmug. A person without any morals that will let anyone take a piss on them!
A person that gains sexual gratification from being pissed on in a group orgy.
A Piss-Slut is much like a golden shower slut accept far much more dirty. They will go well and beyond and do anything involving piss! Drink it, Lick it, Fuck with it, Gargle it, Freeze it, Defrost it, Cook with it...
A person that gains sexual gratification from being pissed on in a group orgy.
A Piss-Slut is much like a golden shower slut accept far much more dirty. They will go well and beyond and do anything involving piss! Drink it, Lick it, Fuck with it, Gargle it, Freeze it, Defrost it, Cook with it...
"FUCK YOU! YOU PISS-SLUT!"
"Did you see what that piss slut did in that golden shower porno?"
Amanda looked at Tammi and said, "There's a difference between what I do and what you do!" "I do golden showers!" "Your just a piss slut that does anything!"
'The Piss Slut Lovers Cook Book' said that it may be a fresh and alternative change from using cooking oil to using your own piss in the frying pan when camping in ruggard bushland or maybe even cooking at home?
"Did you see what that piss slut did in that golden shower porno?"
Amanda looked at Tammi and said, "There's a difference between what I do and what you do!" "I do golden showers!" "Your just a piss slut that does anything!"
'The Piss Slut Lovers Cook Book' said that it may be a fresh and alternative change from using cooking oil to using your own piss in the frying pan when camping in ruggard bushland or maybe even cooking at home?
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the Piss Slutmug.