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The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Who let the dog out? mug.A girl with big tittie's or big jugs that likes to show them off and cocktease all the guyz.
Much like a pole dancer or stripper, accept showing them off on the main street, malls or in public somewhere.
A girl who wears tight tops.
Much like a pole dancer or stripper, accept showing them off on the main street, malls or in public somewhere.
A girl who wears tight tops.
That Rebecca is a real titty tease, I saw her down at the shops wearing a c-thru number and her nipples were sticking out like the polar caps.
Moana liked to only wear a lacy bra when she went out on the town, everyone said she was a real titty tease!!!
"Do you think my tits look too big in this?"
"Titty Tease!!!"
Moana liked to only wear a lacy bra when she went out on the town, everyone said she was a real titty tease!!!
"Do you think my tits look too big in this?"
"Titty Tease!!!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Titty Tease mug.An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Slang word used to describe the geographical location of Italy.
To describe an Italian gay man's arsehole or an Italian woman's cunt.
Slang word used to describe the geographical location of Italy.
To describe an Italian gay man's arsehole or an Italian woman's cunt.
"Yeh I'm headed over to the wogbox for a week to hear The Pope bitch about Islam and the Fatima Notes!"
"Yeh that Rice Queen wants to go another way tonight and give that wogboys wogbox a quick bang for 50 Euro's!"
"Yeh that Rice Queen wants to go another way tonight and give that wogboys wogbox a quick bang for 50 Euro's!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.
Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.
by the moody poet January 13, 2010
Get the classik mug.Cutters are people whose hearts have been broken.
Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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