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Suicide Poker

A card game where who ever loses commits suicide.

A bit like Russian Roulette accept you play poker with cards and your still betting your life instead of chips.

Can be used as a metaphor in describing the actions of leaders of certain countries.
Saddam Hussein played suicide poker with George Bush and lost!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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newfoundland

St. John's is the capital of Newfoundland and Labrador in Canada.

The town was named after John the Baptist from The Bible.
St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador has:

Roman Catholic 83,615 48.9%
Protestant 77,880 45.5%
Anglican 39,495 23.1%
United 25,670 15.0%
Salvation Army 5,645 3.3%
Pentecostal 3,865 2.3%
Presbyterian 1,220 0.7%
Baptist 495 0.3%
Jehovah's Witness 425 0.2%
Other Protestant 1,540 0.9%
Christian, not included elsewhere 1,310 0.8%
Hindu 355 0.2%
Other religions 460 0.3%
No religion 6,990 3.9%
Muslim 0 0.0%
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Cum-Fuck

A guy or girl that likes to fuck or have sex with their own cum or someone else's cum. Can also apply to someone who is on speed or who has dropped an E that is able to produce loads of pre-cum to self-lubricate the fuck hole!
"Did you see how Barry cum-fucked that street whore?"

"First I'm gonna cum on your hard cock and then you can cum-fuck my tight little pussy!"

"That nasty little fuck Mikie was cum-fucking the arse out of a guy on the fire escape!"

"Last night I was cum-fucked!"
by The Moody Poet September 9, 2008
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super slut

Much like superman or superwoman a super slut goes well and beyond a normal slut! A super slut does super sexual things with their super mouth and other various super holes.

A super slut wont stop fucking or being fucked or performing any sexual act for pro-longed periods of time.
The Happy Valley Campers knew that this was no ordinary slut, this was a super slut.

"It's a job for super slut!"

"Hey is it a bird?""Is it a plane?""No!""It's super slut!"

We really should rent a movie called Super Sluts, apparently someone from graduation is in it!
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Paris Hilton syndrome

To want celebrity status at any cost i.e. cosmetic surgery, sleeping around, hosting parties, releasing fashion n perfume lines, cat fight's, releasing music labels etc

To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.

To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.

To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.

To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.

When beauty takes up 120% of your time.
I woke up this morning at around 2pm in the afternoon and didn't know who to sleep with! I totally had Paris Hilton Syndrome!!! H - E - L - P!

I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
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Fuck Puppet

A Fuck-Puppet is someone who is being completely manipulated and used by the will and behavior of someone else in the most demoralising manner for either persons benefit.
"Did you see how she just lied in court?" "What a total Fuck Puppet!"

"That Dirty Little Fuck-Puppet won't stab me in the back!"

"Your just doing all his dirty work, your his Fuck-Puppet!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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6666

The Qur'an contains 6,666 verses.

The qur'an took 23 years to complete and was written by The Prophet Muhammad but handed down to him by a higher power.

The qur'an is divided into thirty equal divisions, which are called juz in Arabic. There are 114 chapters and 336,233 letters.
There are 6666 verses in The Qur'an.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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