the moody poet's definitions
A female genital piercing's.
To have more than one clit ring around the female genitalia.
What is sometimes used at lesbian weddings as wedding bands.
To have more than one clit ring around the female genitalia.
What is sometimes used at lesbian weddings as wedding bands.
Tina loved her all her clit rings.
Norma and Cher exchanged clit rings after exchanging their wedding vows.
Norma and Cher exchanged clit rings after exchanging their wedding vows.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Clit Ringsmug. An Islamofucktard is any Islamic fundamentalist terrorist who use children or handicapped children to carry out suicide bombings.
NBC and CNN have reported that the political party Hamas and other Islamic fundamentalists have used handicapped children and handicapped adults with such ailments as down syndrome and mild retardation to carry out suicide attacks.
NBC and CNN have reported that the political party Hamas and other Islamic fundamentalists have used handicapped children and handicapped adults with such ailments as down syndrome and mild retardation to carry out suicide attacks.
by The Moody Poet January 7, 2007
Get the Islamofucktardmug. The Sultan of Maguindanao, Datu Amir Baraguir, was gunned down and killed by three gunmen that had committed sultanicide in 2006.
It's believed the motives behind the killing was that the Sultan of Maguindanao ran a radio program that promoted unity and peace among Muslims and Christians. The Sultan was desribed as a moderate muslim.
It's believed the motives behind the killing was that the Sultan of Maguindanao ran a radio program that promoted unity and peace among Muslims and Christians. The Sultan was desribed as a moderate muslim.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Sultanicidemug. When you gotta shit so bad that the shit pops in and of your arsehole as if convulsing. See Prarie Dog or Seismic Fart.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the rat trying to get outmug. When you can't stop buying shoes.
When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!
When you substitute dick for shoes!
When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!
When you substitute dick for shoes!
"Com'on Mom just one more pair of shoes!!!"
"Are you out of your fuckin' mind young lady!!!" "You already have over 50 pairs of shoes!" "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have Imelda Marcos Syndrome?"
KATE: You only have 2 feet? Why do you need all these shoes?
ROSE: I dunno I just need these shoes, and this will be the last I buy this year...
KATE: But there's only 2 more days left of the year.
ROSE: So?
KATE: What about helping the starving kids in Africa!
ROSE: Fuck'em! It's not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
KATE: Gee Rose maybe you need to see a doctor, I think your coming down with Imelda Marcos Syndrome.
ROSE: Hrmm probably...
KATE: Second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
"Are you out of your fuckin' mind young lady!!!" "You already have over 50 pairs of shoes!" "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have Imelda Marcos Syndrome?"
KATE: You only have 2 feet? Why do you need all these shoes?
ROSE: I dunno I just need these shoes, and this will be the last I buy this year...
KATE: But there's only 2 more days left of the year.
ROSE: So?
KATE: What about helping the starving kids in Africa!
ROSE: Fuck'em! It's not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
KATE: Gee Rose maybe you need to see a doctor, I think your coming down with Imelda Marcos Syndrome.
ROSE: Hrmm probably...
KATE: Second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Imelda Marcos Syndromemug. The burqa is a woman’s garment sometimes worn by deviant men, which is used to cover up a woman’s or mans entire face, accept their eyes. The burqa is said to be popular among prostitutes who play out ‘The Dance of the Seven Veils’ where strips of veils are peeled off until the dancer is completely stark raving naked.
Historically the burqa has been used by scarlet women who were not able to control their sexual appetites, so were ordered to keep covering up until only their eyes were left to cover up with a shallow veil. An example is the beautiful young Salomé who danced for King Herod, his lords, commanders and important guests, peeling off her seven veils until she was left wearing barely a stitch of clothing. Much like a Cher concert accept a lot more pornographic. See sex toys and Jezebel.
The burqa is a Muslim veil that gives off mysterious hints of sensuality.
The burqa is a stereotypical image of a courtesan, harem women and working prostitutes in Muslim countries. See veil fetishism and mud races.
The burqa has undergone recent modernization with Kylie Minogue wearing a cut up burqa revealing naked flesh, boobs and ass. See democracy.
The burqa is a Muslim veil in the form of a variety of headdresses worn in accordance with hijab (the principle of dressing modestly). See The Prophet Muhammad.
History notes that women who wear the burqa are said to be women who cannot trust themselves sexually in the company of men or who are oppressed by men that will not allow them to have the same sexual freedom as them. emotionally raped.
The burqa is to cover up, to hide, to conceal, to not be seen, or heard, or of little importance in facial expression or of facial appearance.
The burqa is Islamic clothing and varies from country to country. Taliban enforced all women to wear full Afghan burqa’s or suffer death. To have but a hair sticking out of your burka was to also suffer rape then death.
The burqa is said to hide a woman’s shame and keep her behind a closed veiled curtain.
Historically the burqa has been used by scarlet women who were not able to control their sexual appetites, so were ordered to keep covering up until only their eyes were left to cover up with a shallow veil. An example is the beautiful young Salomé who danced for King Herod, his lords, commanders and important guests, peeling off her seven veils until she was left wearing barely a stitch of clothing. Much like a Cher concert accept a lot more pornographic. See sex toys and Jezebel.
The burqa is a Muslim veil that gives off mysterious hints of sensuality.
The burqa is a stereotypical image of a courtesan, harem women and working prostitutes in Muslim countries. See veil fetishism and mud races.
The burqa has undergone recent modernization with Kylie Minogue wearing a cut up burqa revealing naked flesh, boobs and ass. See democracy.
The burqa is a Muslim veil in the form of a variety of headdresses worn in accordance with hijab (the principle of dressing modestly). See The Prophet Muhammad.
History notes that women who wear the burqa are said to be women who cannot trust themselves sexually in the company of men or who are oppressed by men that will not allow them to have the same sexual freedom as them. emotionally raped.
The burqa is to cover up, to hide, to conceal, to not be seen, or heard, or of little importance in facial expression or of facial appearance.
The burqa is Islamic clothing and varies from country to country. Taliban enforced all women to wear full Afghan burqa’s or suffer death. To have but a hair sticking out of your burka was to also suffer rape then death.
The burqa is said to hide a woman’s shame and keep her behind a closed veiled curtain.
Lotus believed she was not oppressed, but having being emotionally raped from birth with Islam; it was very hard to dig her out from the hole she was in.
The Taliban raped and killed women who did not wear the Afghan burqa, or who wore it in an inappropriate manner that had a hair sticking out.
She did not have to worry about grooming herself or watching her figure, as who would notice her under the full burqa she was wearing?
The Taliban raped and killed women who did not wear the Afghan burqa, or who wore it in an inappropriate manner that had a hair sticking out.
She did not have to worry about grooming herself or watching her figure, as who would notice her under the full burqa she was wearing?
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the burqamug. A water saving strategy usually used by third world countries, but now is being used in rural country Australia i.e. Bendigo etc to help save water.
It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
It's when you re-use the water from washing dishes, laundry and bathing. It's dangerous to drink or give to animals and is not suppose to be used to water plants or trees that produce fruits or foods for human consumption i.e. apple trees, tomato plants etc
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Grey Watermug.