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Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley is a slutty U.K actress that got more publicity for Hugh Grant's screwing around with a black transvestite named Devine Brown than what she ever got in her whole entire life.

Elizabeth Hurley. Please see slut, white trash, gold digger, tramp, Scarlet O'Hara, pussy pinch, portable casting couch, casting couch, sling fuck, cock worshipper, Cock-Death, Vampirism, strawberry-Sundae, super slut, anal slut, cum slut, piss slut, down syndrome slut and cum tart.
Elizabeth Hurley said, "I thought I was Passenger 69, not 59?"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Filthy Fucker

A guy that will fuck anything.

A guy that will fuck the most ugliest and most disgusting chicks in town.

A guy that has a motto, "A holes a hole!"
MATT: I'm so fucking horny I could fuck that grandma!
TODD: Dude! Your one Filthy Fucker!

Just after sex…
TINA: So Rodd... Do you think we can be together now as boyfriend and girlfriend?
RODD: Huh? Are you for real bitch? Your bigger than a house and your cunt smells like a fucking chimney!
TINA: (Yells) Get the fuck out of my squat you filthy fucker!
RODD: (laughing) You were just a fucking hole baby, just a fucking hole!
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Beach Towel

What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.

A Fat Chicks Tampon.

A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"

"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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cutters

The act of using your body as a canvas to paint the tears of your heart.
Cutters are people whose hearts have been broken.

Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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classik

A noteable event that goes off with a bang.

It's like adding class to sick!
Man that was just classik the way Osama Bin Laden died.

Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.
by the moody poet January 13, 2010
mugGet the classikmug.

popcorn surprise

When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.
It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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snakes act

In 50BC Princess Berenice IV, next in line to rule Egypt, committed a snakes act by taking over her father's kingdom when her father King Ptolemy Auletes, Ruler of Egypt, left for a business trip.

It was even a bigger snakes act and an act of filicide, that King Ptolemy Auletes had his daughter Princess Berenice IV beheaded.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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