the man's definitions

batedfurball

a catlady who likes to "do it" in elevators

Godamnit Batedfurball, your cats are killing me. or. Godamnit Batedfurball, stop doing it in elevators

by the man April 3, 2004

dork

a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles

you see that kid is a real dork

by the man December 7, 2004

bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

by The Man February 1, 2005

Disco

1.A discotheque.
2.a.Music. Popular dance music characterized by strong repetitive bass rhythms. b.A style of dancing done especially to disco music.

Get Down to the Disco funk !

by The man December 22, 1999

toady head

a fat, stupid, obnoxious, drunk who ties shirts around his waste

Johny: Chris got drunk last night and caught an std in tijuana

Beak: Fucking toady head

by the man March 4, 2004

Audi

A german car usually driven by feminine fathers and premature balding drunk teenagers, they were not made to run fences over or do doughnuts in front of schools. HEATED SEATS

Chris got thrown in jail after doing doughnuts in his audi, with heated seats.

by THE MAN November 1, 2004

real men

1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches

real men take it up the azz

by the man December 19, 1999