Definitions by the man

gourmet

"cool" or "dope" from Aaron Karo's ruminations, www.aaronkaro.com

For instance, one could say “Damn, those sneakers are gourmet!” or “That chick you took home last night had a gourmet ass.”

gourmet by The man April 12, 2004

upstream from the herd

Someone original.

As opposed to downstream from the herd, which is someone stupid and likely to be drinking water infested with pee or crap.

That Eminem, he's upstream from the herd.

Yeah, but everyone downstream isn't retarded.

upstream from the herd by The Man April 9, 2004

Unibreast

A single boob or nip, in the center of ones chest.

Brando has a unibreast.

Unibreast by The man April 7, 2004

batedfurball 

a catlady who likes to "do it" in elevators

Godamnit Batedfurball, your cats are killing me. or. Godamnit Batedfurball, stop doing it in elevators

batedfurball by the man April 3, 2004

sissyboy 

A boy who is not tough or strong or a boy who is a flat out sissy

Guy 1 "Man did you see that sissyboy start crying when he was hit in the arm!"
Guy 2 "Yea man I think his name is Reuben or Jesse."

sissyboy by The Man March 25, 2004

cheese penis 

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

cheese penis by the man March 14, 2004

toady head 

a fat, stupid, obnoxious, drunk who ties shirts around his waste

Johny: Chris got drunk last night and caught an std in tijuana

Beak: Fucking toady head

toady head by the man March 4, 2004