kablastafucked

when in you are in such a bad position that no matter what u do it will turn out bad for u and others.

fuck dude, we are kablastafucked.

by the guy March 14, 2005

Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 06, 2015

drunklestillskin

A really annoying drunken friend. Commonly can't remember anything.

Dammit, here comes drunklestillskin to ask where his car is.

by The guy February 02, 2015

on pause

used to describe something that used to be active but is not, for the moment.

Your hair has been on pause for a minute
You need to cut that off.

by the guy December 06, 2004

Womps

similar to oops. used when making fun or being a jerk good-heartedly

Oh, i just beat you again!? WOMPS

by the guy November 02, 2003

austoko

The Ruler of the world. All shall bow down to him.

Austoko is the man. Disobey him, and you shall perish, like others before him!

by The Guy August 06, 2004

Autismsplaining

Autismsplaining is when one presents another with information that they are likely unfamiliar with in a very in-depth and technical manner. The word is derived from the tendency of people with ASD to give long-winded dissertations on topics that others aren't very well versed in.

Autismsplaining usually involves specific, technical jargon and lengthy explanation that the listener is unlikely to understand.

"Yeah guitars are pretty cool. My favorite shape is the Gibson SG body, but in terms of actual playability and function, I prefer the ESP Viper series. Gibson's had a lot of quality control issues and lack of innovation, and I think that the better pickup design with a coil-splitting option is far superior to any Gibson product, while still retaining the iconic design."

"Dude, you're autismsplaining. I barely understood any of that beyond you liking guitars."

by The guy October 02, 2020