T Barring

The act of using a girls pigtails to thrust her tonsils on your penis.

Bro I was totally T Barring that chick

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

Operation Paquin

A planed operation where someone sleeps with someone who is obsessing over their friend to stop the obsessive thoughts. While they are at it take back any belonging of their friends from the obessor.

History teacher; Operation Paquin was the single most brave act by a human being in recorded history we honor this moment by using its namesake in all similar situations. It occurred when amanda the Troll attacked John the red's village constantly and stole his unbreakable armor of acacia. John the red then employed his comrade Alex the brave to end Amanda the Troll's reign of terror and steal back his unbreakable armor of acacia. Alex the brave crept into Amanda the Trolls cave and defeated her with his Penis of a thousand pregnancy's. He then returned John the Red's armor.

by the friendly farmer August 16, 2011

fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

a cippy cup

when a girl gives a really noisy blowjob

my parents thought i was baby sitting but i was really getting a cippy cup

dude dont go to her parents house she sounds like a cippy cup

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

cow tipping

the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed

She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

collateral damage

The act of passing on an std twice in one night

i caused some serious collateral damage at the bar last night

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

hand me job

when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down

thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring

by the friendly farmer February 09, 2011