the friendly farmer's definitions

cow tipping

the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed

She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

collateral damage

The act of passing on an std twice in one night

i caused some serious collateral damage at the bar last night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

slore

someone with characteristics of both a whore and a slut

your mother is a slore

suck my ass slore

jamie why are you such a slore

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

anal blowout

withdrawing your penis to quick from an anus so that it causes a sudden expulsion of anal fluids

i need to go to the drycleaner she had a bad anal blowout last night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

a cippy cup

when a girl gives a really noisy blowjob

my parents thought i was baby sitting but i was really getting a cippy cup

dude dont go to her parents house she sounds like a cippy cup

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010