the doctor's definitions

Fan Fiction

1. Fiction written by fans about an extant fictional universe.
2. Amateur fiction of any kind published in fanzines.

He wrote a great piece of fan fiction set in the universe of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

She had a piece of fan fiction published in THE CRUDZINE QUARTERLY.

by The Doctor November 9, 2004

Ka Ka

1. cross-eyed or cockeyed
2. grade school children's euphamism for shit

Note: Term was used a few times by "Al" on the tv show QUANTUM LEAP; which definition was intended is a matter of personal interpretation.

"His view of the situation is ka ka."

"I just made a ka ka in my pants."

by The Doctor September 2, 2004

rub-a-dub

cockney rhyming slang meaning 'pub'.

"let's go down the rub-a-dub for a pint of cold pig's ear."

by The Doctor October 21, 2004

daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?

by The Doctor February 19, 2005

shine

A racist (pejorative) word for black people. Every bit as offensive as "nigger."

After calling that black dude a "shine," I think he's going to have to go back to Alabama to pick up the remainder of his teeth.

by The Doctor November 7, 2004

bad mouth

v., to curse or say negative things about something, usually another person.

Why did he want to bad mouth me?

by The Doctor September 17, 2004