the dastardly one's definitions

cockrust

see also urungus

i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

dick cheese

see also "urungus"

i'm growing a urungus culture for science class.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

urungus

fungal deposits around the head of the penis and the bast of the scrotum caused by not cleaning the area.

i got urungus coz i didn't wash the scrump off my balls for 3 weeks.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

ass spiders

<i> noun </i> generic term for any type of sexually transmitted parasite.

"i heard you banged rhoda kirkman." "yeah, dude. i got a bad case of ass spiders from her."

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

scumdog

a former demi-god cast out of grace who became an intergalactic warrior who is hellbent on taking over the world after landing antarctica and claiming it as his/her own. scumdogs tend to hate all world leaders and would like to kill everything.

scumdogs of the universe.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

bam margera

younger brother of cky's jess margera. cky was created by jess margera, derron miller, and chad ginsburg. bam just created the stunts and skateboarding videos. bam is an all around awesome guy who beats the shit outta his dad and throws shit at his mom.

"dammit bam! you hit me in the gut!"
-phil margera

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

gwar

an acronym for "GOD WHAT AWFUL RACKET" as taken from Dave Brockie (Oderus Urungus). see also "scumdog"

coz we are gwar. and we'll go far. we got guitars. we'll eat your car.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003