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Definitions by the dastardly one

a greeting or a cheer as used by some circles in the southeastern united states.
Clift is enjoying one of his favorite bands live, and he shouts "BALLBAG!" In return, his surrounding peers respond. "BALLBAG!"
ballbag by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

ass spiders

<i> noun </i> generic term for any type of sexually transmitted parasite.
"i heard you banged rhoda kirkman." "yeah, dude. i got a bad case of ass spiders from her."
ass spiders by the dastardly one December 30, 2003
fungal deposits around the head of the penis and the bast of the scrotum caused by not cleaning the area.
i got urungus coz i didn't wash the scrump off my balls for 3 weeks.
urungus by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

dick cheese 

i'm growing a urungus culture for science class.
dick cheese by the dastardly one December 30, 2003
an acronym for "GOD WHAT AWFUL RACKET" as taken from Dave Brockie (Oderus Urungus). see also "scumdog"
coz we are gwar. and we'll go far. we got guitars. we'll eat your car.
gwar by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

cockrust 

i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.
cockrust by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

bam margera 

younger brother of cky's jess margera. cky was created by jess margera, derron miller, and chad ginsburg. bam just created the stunts and skateboarding videos. bam is an all around awesome guy who beats the shit outta his dad and throws shit at his mom.
"dammit bam! you hit me in the gut!"
-phil margera
bam margera by the dastardly one December 30, 2003