The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.
Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.
by the d00d October 20, 2006
An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.
Ben was just hiding in the room, while his roommate yelled out the window to a fugly. Before Ben knew it, she was up there and he could do nothing but crumpify. His roomate sat in the other room, grinning like a kid in the candy store, because he knew he just completed a huge reverse cock block.
by the d00d October 22, 2006
by the d00d October 22, 2006
When one pulls out anal beads in the same manner as starting a lawnmower, sternly and quickly. May cause extreme flatus and defication.
Although Travis said, "pull out those beads, but not too fast," Monty gave him the lawnmower. There was p00p all over that d00d.
by the d00d September 25, 2006
Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.
by the d00d October 22, 2006
by the d00d September 21, 2006
Sebby asked Snaggle Tooth if she was interested in crumpification. She hastily responded, "let's crumpify!" So, he skipped the hot doggett and they crumped in each others arms until sunrise.
by the d00d October 21, 2006