Definitions by the d00d

doing stuff 

Doing stuff with people, aka touching body parts, making out, etc.

Travis and Ashely were just doing stuff, they might have even been motor boating.

doing stuff by the d00d October 22, 2006

closet monkey 

A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.

Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.

closet monkey by the d00d October 22, 2006

Reverse cock block

An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.

Ben was just hiding in the room, while his roommate yelled out the window to a fugly. Before Ben knew it, she was up there and he could do nothing but crumpify. His roomate sat in the other room, grinning like a kid in the candy store, because he knew he just completed a huge reverse cock block.

Reverse cock block by the d00d October 22, 2006

Crumpify 

To Fornicate. Preferably with a "Fugly."

Sebby asked Snaggle Tooth if she was interested in crumpification. She hastily responded, "let's crumpify!" So, he skipped the hot doggett and they crumped in each others arms until sunrise.

Crumpify by the d00d October 21, 2006

Two Cats in the Bath Tub 

The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.

Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.

Two Cats in the Bath Tub by the d00d October 20, 2006

PTT 

The acronym for "Penis Tip Touch." Can be done in a sexual or a nonsexual manner. Commonly done after engaging in a sword fight with a fellow d00d.

Monty, sheathed in his lethargy, was only in the mood for a PTT with his long time colleague and classmate, Hippie Nick.

PTT by The d00d September 26, 2006

lawnmower 

When one pulls out anal beads in the same manner as starting a lawnmower, sternly and quickly. May cause extreme flatus and defication.

Although Travis said, "pull out those beads, but not too fast," Monty gave him the lawnmower. There was p00p all over that d00d.

lawnmower by the d00d September 25, 2006