the d00d's definitions

Crumpify

To Fornicate. Preferably with a "Fugly."

Sebby asked Snaggle Tooth if she was interested in crumpification. She hastily responded, "let's crumpify!" So, he skipped the hot doggett and they crumped in each others arms until sunrise.

by the d00d October 21, 2006

Sterile Sheryl

The process of micturating in a woman's vaginal cavity while copulating; peeing in some sluts puss.

Before Ashlyn even knew it, Bradford had sweetly given her a Sterile Sheryl.

by the d00d September 21, 2006

lawnmower

When one pulls out anal beads in the same manner as starting a lawnmower, sternly and quickly. May cause extreme flatus and defication.

Although Travis said, "pull out those beads, but not too fast," Monty gave him the lawnmower. There was p00p all over that d00d.

by the d00d September 25, 2006

Two Cats in the Bath Tub

The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.

Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.

by the d00d October 20, 2006

doing stuff

Doing stuff with people, aka touching body parts, making out, etc.

Travis and Ashely were just doing stuff, they might have even been motor boating.

by the d00d October 22, 2006

closet monkey

A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.

Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.

by the d00d October 22, 2006

PTT

The acronym for "Penis Tip Touch." Can be done in a sexual or a nonsexual manner. Commonly done after engaging in a sword fight with a fellow d00d.

Monty, sheathed in his lethargy, was only in the mood for a PTT with his long time colleague and classmate, Hippie Nick.

by The d00d September 26, 2006