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VAZ

a russian car brand, you dont see any of them here in america.
home to the ACTUAL priora. fuck you prius
vaz stands for Voljski Avtomobilnii Zavod
they make econoboxes built to get you around.
even nowadays they are reliable as all hell.
if you live in russia, you've def seen it.
they are now known as LADA.

cars:
from now
granta
vesta
niva legend
niva travel
largus (no among us jokes, please.)
xray

from before
2110/2111/2112 (really creative name weve got here.) (compact car)
2120 (minivan)
1111 (city car)
all the samaras (compact or midsize i cant tell the difference cars)
2101-2106 (old ass car)
riva/nova (older model car)
kalina (hatchback)
priora (compact car) (the real priora)

if you are russian and dont like this entry please dont bully me im just some dumb american :C
vaz (Voljski Avtomobilnii Zavod) is a car company from russia.
pretty neat
by the cooler penguin27 November 12, 2021
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-4°

-4°
by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020
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536

the TRUE worst year of all time, you may think 2020 is a dumpster fire, but oh boy you have never heard of this, 536 brought, first off, most empires failed by this year, GLORIOUS start isnt it?, then theres that it marked one of the WORST famines ever, pretty shitty right now eh? well were just getting started, because then there was the HUMONGOUS VOLCANOS ERUPTING! combine this bullfuckery to 2020 you know damn well this planet would cease to exist, and these are real events! im not kidding, go on google and type worst year ever, its crazy. and also, everyone was fighting everyone back then, it has been marked the worst year to be alive.
the year 536 was a dumpster fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the cooler penguin27 September 11, 2020
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drugs

30% of this site's definitions.
whats the other 70?
it goes like this
30% drugs
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1% actually helpful definitions
what has this site come to...
drugs sex and drugs and sex.
by the cooler penguin27 January 13, 2022
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zaz

an ukrainian car company. similar to vaz.
you know how it goes.

zaz means Zaporizhzhia Automobile Building Plant in this contexto
so what do they make?

cars:
from now
a rebadged chevrolet aveo (zaz vida cargo (t250))
a rebadged daewoo lanos (rip) (zaz lanos cargo)

from then
rebadged aveo (again)
rebadged daewoo lanos (joint venture between daewoo, again, rest in peace daewoo.)
zaz tavria hatch, pickup, and even a van
a rebadged chery a13 (zaz forza)
ZAZ Zaporozhets (car's name longer than the damn car itself!) (city car)
zaz-968 (fun fact: vladimir putin had one before, its technically a zaporozhets.)

and thats it.
zaz is not supposed to be like lambos and stuff, its more of a car for everyone.
ZAZ, aka Zaporizhzhia Automobile Building Plant is a ukrainian car company, they keep the amazing lanos alive.

pretty neat.
by the cooler penguin27 November 23, 2021
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sksksks

dipshits with a virus named vsco
if i here another sksksksk i will skskskskskin you
by the cooler penguin27 April 9, 2020
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here comes the sun

HERE COMES THE SUN! B O O M ! ! !
by the cooler penguin27 March 6, 2022
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