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grandmapedia

Similar to wikipedia, though not anywhere near as factual. Grandmapedia is knowledge that is not available on the internet, as Grandma is not connected to the Internet and generates her own facts and content.
Grandma: The Rolling Stones band is very well educated. You know Mick Jagger has two PhDs.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that is accurate.
Grandma: Yes it is. The whole band is highly educated
Grand daughter: I find that hard to believe.
Grandma: Keith Richards also graduated with some great degrees.
Son: I believe that this is factual according to grandmapedia, though may not be available on wikipedia.
by the comand'r February 2, 2018
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datenapping

When you find yourself in a date with someone who bores you to the point that you find yourself asleep with your eyes open.
Paige: Dang, the guy last night who took me to dinner was such a bore. He caught me datenapping right during the entree.

Jill: Ya, I always used to suggest movies instead of dinner, in the event the guy was a loser, so I could catch up on my datenaps, especially if I did not get my meetnapping that day at work.
by the comand'r October 29, 2014
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 16, 2023
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dude diligence

Getting proper approval from your male friend(s) to proceed with a course of action.
Chuck: Dude, I just saw Rick macking with Kate at the mall. I thought Kate was still with Tommy.
Sean: Hey man, it’s cool. I heard that Rick broke it off with Kate and he cleared Tommy to date Kate, so Tommy did his dude diligence.
by the comand'r November 14, 2013
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ledershants

Lederhosen on a really short dude. Shorts/pants = Shants. Lederhosen/shants = Ledershants.
Herbie is so short, that when he went to Oktoberfest and wore his Lederhosen, they came off as Ledershants.
by the comand'r September 20, 2018
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