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Couplegänger

More rare to see than a doppelgänger as it is a couple that is the spitting image of another couple
Barney: Cartman, check out that couple who just walked in. It is the spitting image of Eric and Melissa. Crazy, as they missed their flight and could not meet us here in Pompei, and there they are.

Cartman: Whoa, that is insane. She is wearing the same dress that Melissa has and the dude is wearing a pork pie hat and snapping photos, just like Eric. Total Couplegänger!
by the comand'r June 10, 2025
mugGet the Couplegängermug.

premodel

A political term for the condition of a house that needs a lot of work/repair.
Paige: That house is in a beautiful location but needs a lot of work inside.

Jillian: Ya, I think the owners are in the premodel stage, though they have been there for 8 years…
by the comand'r August 20, 2022
mugGet the premodelmug.

cough comet

A projectile that unintentionally flies out of your mouth when you cough. Typically, a piece of food which flies out and usually at an inopportune moment. Also known as a coughmet.
Last week, I was at a conference and Tony was introducing me to a potential investor. He was some Swedish guy and was snacking on some hor d'oeuvres. I was shaking his hand and I think something got caught in his throat because he coughed and something flew out of his mouth right at me. My catlike reflexes allowed me to dodge his cough comet as to avoid having a splotch of chutney land on my forehead.
by the comand'r November 15, 2013
mugGet the cough cometmug.

Throw a piss

Dude, where’s the head. I gotta throw a piss.
by the comand'r November 29, 2019
mugGet the Throw a pissmug.

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