the coMANd'r's definitions

meetnapping

When you are forced to sit through a useless meeting that puts you to sleep with your eyes open.

Paige: I am bummed. I have to go in to the office today for these boring-ass presentations from management.

Bill: Well, at least you can catch up on your meetnapping.

Paige: Ya, but the guy who took me on a date last night caught me datenapping, so I need to be careful to not get caught tomorrow by my boss in the meetings.

by the comand'r October 30, 2014

four more months

The chant that Democratic Party will be chanting in July of 2024 in the run-up to the November election. Unlike the four more years chant for typical presidential incumbents, the Dems can no longer afford Biden in office.

Brandon: I am headed out to the Biden rally. Want to join me?

Barney: ya, I am interested to see how many minutes in to his speech the “four more months” chant gets going. I am ready to leave when you are, so let’s go Brandon

by the comand'r June 29, 2024

2020 will be hindsight

What people are saying to help calm down to help ensure that we learn from the COVID-19 pandemic.

Eric: Man, this COVID-19 is really a mess.

Sean: Ya, we better learn from this. Hopefully, we'll make some changes and 2020 will be hindsight. We are just wrapping up no pants month so just 8 more months till we can say "2020 is hindsight".

by the comand'r April 28, 2020

Pie hole to bye hole

Simple 5 word term for the digestion process. Going from the pie hole (mouth/input) to the bye hole (ass hole/output).

Tamara: Adam, you don’t seem like you enjoy my cooking anymore.

Adam: I love your cooking. Just recently the pace of the pie hole to bye hole has picked up a bit. Not sure if I am aging or if you’ve been recently spicing up the dishes. I had a reaper reminder the other day. I woke up and had to blast mud and it was hot.

by the comand'r June 17, 2021

fondookie

A dump that follows eating and immense amount of fondue. Also known as fonduece or fondump.

That guy was drinking so much and eating so cheese, that when he went skinny dipping later that night, he ended up laying a fondookie in the pool. He cleared the whole pool out when somebody noticed and yelled "We've got a code brown. Fondookie in the pool!"

by the comand'r October 5, 2013

extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined

by the comand'r January 2, 2024

no Starbucks

A location that is so remote that it does not even have a Starbucks within 5 minutes.

Driving through Paradise California a few months after the Camp Fire...
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.

by the comand'r June 25, 2019