Lunch in New Orleans
Barney: I’m hungry
Ken: Let’s do lurnch at Superior Seafood. We can order some stay-cups of mimosa’s ore keep the crossfade cocktails on hand and make it a brush
Ken: Let’s do lurnch at Superior Seafood. We can order some stay-cups of mimosa’s ore keep the crossfade cocktails on hand and make it a brush
by the comand'r October 22, 2022

I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.
by the comand'r September 05, 2017

Similar to "brunch", but what you do in New Orleans. A combination between breakfast and lush, aka lunch drinking = brush
Barney: just making sure you know we have brushes and dinners lined up for the Jazzfest week in New Orleans
Billy: what about combs?
Barney: they use picks down here. Brushes are what New Orleanians do in the morning to start the day - eat and get yur drink on. The best places serve you in a stay-cup.
Billy: what about combs?
Barney: they use picks down here. Brushes are what New Orleanians do in the morning to start the day - eat and get yur drink on. The best places serve you in a stay-cup.
by the comand'r April 28, 2022

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
by the comand'r February 23, 2018

Not an A-list celebrity, but a B-lister or below. Jules Dash is closer to an A-lister than Carolla can ever be.
Barney: I saw Jimmy Kimmel the other day walking down the street, and believe it or not, about 20 minutes later I saw Adam Carolla in the Ralph’s a couple blocks away.
Ken: Jimmy is an A-list celebrity and a household name, but I don’t know who Adam Carolla is.
Barney: Man Show.
Ken: Oh ya, Carolla is just a townhousehold name…
Ken: Jimmy is an A-list celebrity and a household name, but I don’t know who Adam Carolla is.
Barney: Man Show.
Ken: Oh ya, Carolla is just a townhousehold name…
by the comand'r July 06, 2021

When you are Messaging with someone and they start to respond, so you see the bubbles in Messages, then the bubbles disappear and no response follows.
I sent a dick pick to Sarah and waited for her reply. She started to type, then cancelled the message and never responded. Bitch bubble dis'd me.
by the comand'r June 12, 2019

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word
Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session
Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?
Bri: Schmanna!
Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?
Bri: Schmanna!
by the comand'r June 29, 2022
