the captain's definitions
It’s when you fuck a really gorgeous girl for no apparent reason. Usually happens to a mediocre to semi good-looking male with a hot casual friend or a random from the bar. Ugly people may need the assistance of alcohol or roofies, and in most case that’s illegal.
by the captain March 30, 2005
Get the beautifuckmug. 
The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.
by The Captain January 22, 2004
Get the snatch gristlemug. She drove on down the old scrotal highway, but really ran out of steam when it came to the ballsack turnpike
by The Captain December 20, 2003
Get the scrotal highwaymug. by The Captain January 24, 2005
Get the Snowy Toothbrushmug. by The Captain May 13, 2005
Get the squampstermug. Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.
by the captain May 13, 2005
Get the beer fairymug.