the admiral's definitions

Machine Curse

To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.

"Machine curse on you!"

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

ass-walk

To walk ones ass home.

Created by Ben on Real Life Radio

Go ass-walk home.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

booze-hound

Margot Kidder in Superman 3.

Margot Kidder is a fucking booze-hound in Superman 3

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

they

Short for name of band, They Might Be Giants.

Hey, it's the John's from They!

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Craptacualr

Bear; makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas.

In addition, the use of an awesome actor like the one and only Count Bakula in order to get fans to watch an otherwise craptacualr show constitutes a deceptive business practice.

by The Admiral July 4, 2003

stuffies

A stuffed animal with a dildo attached to it. Used for intercourse or novelty.

I hope that girl from www.PrincessMonkey.com doesn't have any stuffies.

Jill fucks stuffies.

by The Admiral July 25, 2003

holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

by The Admiral July 9, 2003