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Alabamarama

A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.
Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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East Indian Burn

A close, and disgusting, cousin to the Indian Burn.
To grab your girlfriend's leg, press it up against your ass, and crack off a fart. Usually delivered best after a hearty meal of some type of Curry, hence the name.
" I think my girlfriend's pissed, we had Chicken Vindaloo at the Arabic Gardens last night, and I ripped a huge East Indian Burn on her thigh...it stunk sooo bad! "
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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Adano

The shortened form of "I don't know".
Pronounced as Ah - Da - No.
Used as a code-word for doing something that may be deemed inappropriate (such as smoking dope) by somone nearby who is not involved in the conversation.
Me: " Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
You: " Adano "
Me: "Well, me and the guys are gonna be doing some Adano too, why not cruise by?"
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.
I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.
by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007
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Break the legs off the spider

The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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Gynosaur

One step above "Cougar" in the scale of women. Pussy so old its fossilized.
a.k.a. Rapidly aging, Botox-addict and ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson.
" Man, what a gynosaur...I'd probably screw her, just gotta remember to blow the dust off first. "
by the Den of Iniquity October 6, 2006
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Necrolepsy

A disorder in the same class as Narcolepsy. Necrolepsy is caused by working in soul-crushing jobs like call centres and retail sales, and causes you to die a little each day.
The doctor told me I need to take some stress leave, doing tech support gave me Necrolepsy, next stage is alcoholism.
by the Den of Iniquity August 3, 2007
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