15 definitions by the greg

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Medical condition resulting from excessive masturbation. Originated in Rolla, Missouri due to lack of a female population.
Jon beats off so much at school he's got the worst case of rolla wrist ive ever seen
by The Greg June 10, 2004
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A person who likes to have gay sex with dead, burning cows.
Jeff is the only homopyrobovinenecropheliac that I know, hes one sick motherfucker.
by The Greg June 11, 2004
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A yes or no question, refering to the legality of having sex with a minor.
Greg: "Hey Dan, check out that hottie. How old is she?"
Dan: "Dude, shes no, but she'll totally be yes in a year."
by The Greg June 10, 2004
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sl. for felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face she makes while eating an icecream cone.
You want to come over... well ok, only if you put on your best icecream face.
by The Greg July 15, 2004
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Yamaha's FZR line of motorcycles.
FZR600Rs are the best
Greg's bike is sweet, hes got that '96 fizzer
by The Greg June 18, 2004
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Gibberish, similar to spanglish, that Dan Dan the Mexican yells when he gets really pissed off and cant speak right.
Squiggilyfuck Tony is a dumbshit!!!
by The Greg June 10, 2004
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Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
by The Greg July 19, 2004
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