Medical condition resulting from excessive masturbation. Originated in Rolla, Missouri due to lack of a female population.
Jon beats off so much at school he's got the worst case of rolla wrist ive ever seen
A yes or no question, refering to the legality of having sex with a minor.
Greg: "Hey Dan, check out that hottie. How old is she?"
Dan: "Dude, shes no, but she'll totally be yes in a year."
Buy a
How old is she?
mug!
sl. for
felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face she makes while eating an icecream cone.
You want to come over... well ok, only if you put on your best icecream face.
Yamaha's FZR line of motorcycles.
FZR600Rs are the best
Greg's bike is sweet, hes got that '96 fizzer
Gibberish, similar to spanglish, that Dan Dan the Mexican yells when he gets really pissed off and cant speak right.
Squiggilyfuck Tony is a dumbshit!!!
Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
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church services
mug!
