15 definitions by the greg

tarped

when the penis is soft and the skin from ones penis is stretched over the pink so one can not see the pink.

man, that speedo made this dick all tarped and shit.

by the greg December 15, 2004

What Dan's dad does to him with the giant mexican cock.

Dan gets fadonked so much he has to wear a helmet

by the greg June 11, 2004

A person who likes to have gay sex with dead, burning cows.

Jeff is the only homopyrobovinenecropheliac that I know, hes one sick motherfucker.

by the greg June 11, 2004

Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.

by the greg June 22, 2004

A yes or no question, refering to the legality of having sex with a minor.

Greg: "Hey Dan, check out that hottie. How old is she?"
Dan: "Dude, shes no, but she'll totally be yes in a year."

by the greg June 10, 2004

Another meaning for vomiting after a night (or day) of too much drinking.

Jeff went out with Greg and pulled a hamstring in the STRIPES van on the way home.

by the greg July 15, 2004

When playing any of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater games, you fail to gain more than 3 inches of air from a half-pipe

How are you gonna beat my score if you keep josh-jumping like that?

by the greg June 10, 2004