that guy's definitions

gopher

a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.

i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.

by that guy August 30, 2003

turtle head

a shit that knocks at your underpants.

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

by that guy August 30, 2003

meat pie

when you have a heavy night onthe drink and wake up with runny shit in your pants

bill woke up this morning with a hangover, but little did he know that he drank so much he slept whilst having a shit. now the bed must be cleaned.

by that guy August 30, 2003

STD

Abbreviation for "standard"

I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...

by That Guy August 20, 2003

Azumanga Daioh

The Kickin' Rad anime about a group of friends in high school... and small children being seriously injured.

Takino Tomo ownz!!!

by that guy August 19, 2003

girls

Girls are kind, pretty, soft, and lovable. Though, some girls can be bitches.

Some of my best friends are girls!

by That Guy August 8, 2003

green mile

The short "mile" that a prisoner walks before he is executed on prison grounds by the force of the law.

There's a dead man walkin' on a green mile.

by that guy August 4, 2003