thank god for boobies's definitions

House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.

Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Barbering

Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.

He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Swain

Simply means the one,

Can be either, the chosen one, or the best of the best.

"You trully are the swain"

by thank god for boobies September 29, 2005

Nealed

The act of sucking on an exhaust pipe so hard the chrome comes off.

That has been Nealed to within an inch of its life.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Bulled it

To have the Audacity to think you can get away with plowing a Fitty with connections. Without consequence or reprisal. Only to find out there are consequences. Big ones !!!

He did what? Or he proper Bulled it.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Clarking

A man so late. He pulls his cum face half hour after he’s shot his load.

What’s wrong with your face are you Clarking. He was clarking on the train because he he had a wank before leaving the house.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Cunninghammered

Any Northerener who didn’t drink enough, so was banished to the south. Legend has it they favour being pegged.

After a very poor showing at a party. Dave after a short trial, was Cunninghammered to the south. Where he now lives as a power bottom with his family. And prolapsed butthole.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024