testicles...that is all's definitions
The state of limbo in waiting for yourself or your sexual partner to get her period. Symptoms include restricted spending, diminished sexual activity with that partner, typical lowered substance abuse/toxin consumption, and an overall state of tension or anxiety.
Joe: HEY! Buy a round of shots!
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
Get the parentnoiamug. A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
Get the The Cantunseesmug. One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.
"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"
"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."
"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."
by testicles...that is all August 8, 2012
Get the pseudophilemug. Combination of the big five swear words: shit, fuck, bitch, damn, and ass. Used to express extreme frustration or emphasis (as an adjective)
by testicles...that is all October 14, 2006
Get the shifubidamassmug. Mark and Tina have been doin the DNA dance in hopes of conceiving a child.
I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.
Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.
I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.
Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.
by testicles...that is all February 27, 2011
Get the The DNA Dancemug. 1.) A milder form of swamp ass, sometimes caused by a trickle of backsweat down the crack, usually on a female, can be very sexy and make you want to do butt.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass
Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass
Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.
Gent 1: Dear me, but I'm afraid there is a wetness in the crack of my bum!
Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.
When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.
Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.
When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.
by testicles...that is all June 24, 2010
Get the dew buttmug. One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.
by testicles...that is all January 9, 2015
Get the nut chuggermug.