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burns donut

When a guy has herpes, the clap, chlamydia (or another "burning STD"), or any combination of std's, and sleeps with a girl, the morning after (or shortly after) she will have a burning situation in her nethers. This is known as a "burns donut."

(Next morning after doin tha nasty)
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"

Martha: "What's a burns donut?"

Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"

by testicles...that is all October 29, 2009

Circumboxive Ideology

Fancy way of saying "Outside the box thinking." I'm putting it on here before it makes it's way into the corporate world like such phrases as "going forward," "in interim," and "outside the box."

Joe: We've got to ship these orders, and UPS has already come today! What will we do???

Steve: Use some circumboxive ideology, Joe. FedEx hasn't arrived yet. Use them. Or the UPS store is open all day. Jeesh.

by testicles...that is all October 2, 2009

superboss

1.) Great, of exceptional quality above and beyond the typical "boss." supermegaboss > superboss > boss

2.) Your boss's boss, or boss's boss's boss.

Supermegaboss > superboss > boss

My boss is awesome until the superboss comes around.

by testicles...that is all December 7, 2011

precycle

To use an empty box, bag, bottle, jug, etc. as a receptacle for other trash before you actually throw it (and the trash) away.

Jim always got plastic bags at the grocery store so he could precycle them in his various small trash cans throughout the house.

I finished my 20 oz. carbonated beverage but still found myself overcome with thirst, so I precycled it by rinsing it and filling it with water.

by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009

The DNA Dance

Unprotected sex

Mark and Tina have been doin the DNA dance in hopes of conceiving a child.

I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.

Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.

by testicles...that is all February 27, 2011

dew butt

1.) A milder form of swamp ass, sometimes caused by a trickle of backsweat down the crack, usually on a female, can be very sexy and make you want to do butt.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass

Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.

Gent 1: Dear me, but I'm afraid there is a wetness in the crack of my bum!

Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.

When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.

by testicles...that is all June 24, 2010

textrogen

The counterpart to textosterone. Found at varying levels in both genders of the human species, it is expressed at higher levels in women than in men. High levels of textrogen result in lots of abbreviations in texts, mass texting, and rapid texting, to name a few.

Girl #1: OMG so yday, I put my phne on the counter and when I got bak like 5 sec l8r I had 23 txts from Jane

Girl #2: OMG totes lolz so much textrogen!
Girl #1: IKR!
Girl #2: R! LOL!

textrogen...

by testicles...that is all September 18, 2012