When a guy has herpes, the clap, chlamydia (or another "burning STD"), or any combination of std's, and sleeps with a girl, the morning after (or shortly after) she will have a burning situation in her nethers. This is known as a "burns donut."
(Next morning after doin tha nasty)
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"
Martha: "What's a burns donut?"
Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"
Martha: "What's a burns donut?"
Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"
by testicles...that is all October 29, 2009
The state of limbo in waiting for yourself or your sexual partner to get her period. Symptoms include restricted spending, diminished sexual activity with that partner, typical lowered substance abuse/toxin consumption, and an overall state of tension or anxiety.
Joe: HEY! Buy a round of shots!
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
by testicles...that is all October 03, 2007
(noun)
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.
"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"
"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."
"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."
by testicles...that is all August 08, 2012
1.) The unstoppable political machine that shattered the uninstalled glass ceiling on the Executive Branch of the White House, headed by Barack Obama
2.) Any similar unstoppable force, especially political
2.) Any similar unstoppable force, especially political
Guy 1: Obama's gonna appoint the same cabinet Clinton had. We gotta stop him! He promised change!
Guy 2: You can't stop him. He's the Obamanaut, bitch!
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Guy 1: Economic Stimulus? Isn't that just handing our problems to our kids?
Guy 2: It rewards the middle class, it's gonna pass. It's an Obamanaut, bitch!
Guy 2: You can't stop him. He's the Obamanaut, bitch!
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Guy 1: Economic Stimulus? Isn't that just handing our problems to our kids?
Guy 2: It rewards the middle class, it's gonna pass. It's an Obamanaut, bitch!
by testicles...that is all November 25, 2008
1.) One who gets glossy-eyed and mindless at the mention of Barack Obama; easily excitable over the mention of "hope" and/or "change."
2.) One who looks good on the outside but has no inner substance.
3.) One who presents a provocative argument mostly devoid of logic or connection to reality.
4.) One of the master Obama's millions upon millions of minions. Often seen at his speeches mindlessly screaming and waving propaganda paraphernalia. Many are clueless about the economy, but they're middle-class so they vote for the money that his tax break will deliver. No long-term concern about their employer having less money so that income tax break don't give them shit because they don't have a job.
2.) One who looks good on the outside but has no inner substance.
3.) One who presents a provocative argument mostly devoid of logic or connection to reality.
4.) One of the master Obama's millions upon millions of minions. Often seen at his speeches mindlessly screaming and waving propaganda paraphernalia. Many are clueless about the economy, but they're middle-class so they vote for the money that his tax break will deliver. No long-term concern about their employer having less money so that income tax break don't give them shit because they don't have a job.
Neil: Dude, Obama totally bought the election after he said he would run on public funds.
Obamanaut: Yea, he's great isn't he? Wait, bought? He raised record campaign funds, he didn't pay for it himself! Besides, that middle class tax break that's going to pay out to 90% of the voting populus is really why he got elected, not because he bought it.
Neil: <sigh> I can only hope one day the void of your mind will be filled with the ability to connect dots and do basic arithmetic.
Obamanaut: Uh-wha-huh? Sorry I was thinking about bunnies snuggling all over Barack Obama.
Obamanaut: Yea, he's great isn't he? Wait, bought? He raised record campaign funds, he didn't pay for it himself! Besides, that middle class tax break that's going to pay out to 90% of the voting populus is really why he got elected, not because he bought it.
Neil: <sigh> I can only hope one day the void of your mind will be filled with the ability to connect dots and do basic arithmetic.
Obamanaut: Uh-wha-huh? Sorry I was thinking about bunnies snuggling all over Barack Obama.
by testicles...that is all November 25, 2008
The proper spelling of "drunk"
by testicles...that is all December 01, 2010