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At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...
I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.
Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
Get the temporally disoriented mug.When a guy has herpes, the clap, chlamydia (or another "burning STD"), or any combination of std's, and sleeps with a girl, the morning after (or shortly after) she will have a burning situation in her nethers. This is known as a "burns donut."
(Next morning after doin tha nasty)
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"
Martha: "What's a burns donut?"
Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"
Martha: "What's a burns donut?"
Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"
by testicles...that is all October 29, 2009
Get the burns donut mug.Fancy way of saying "Outside the box thinking." I'm putting it on here before it makes it's way into the corporate world like such phrases as "going forward," "in interim," and "outside the box."
Joe: We've got to ship these orders, and UPS has already come today! What will we do???
Steve: Use some circumboxive ideology, Joe. FedEx hasn't arrived yet. Use them. Or the UPS store is open all day. Jeesh.
Steve: Use some circumboxive ideology, Joe. FedEx hasn't arrived yet. Use them. Or the UPS store is open all day. Jeesh.
by testicles...that is all October 2, 2009
Get the Circumboxive Ideology mug.Using empty boxes, bags, bottles, etc. to fill with garbage before actually throwing them (and the garbage) away, rather than recycling them and waiting for them to be reincarnated as a box, bag, or bottle made from recycled goods.
Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."
by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009
Get the precycling mug.A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
Get the The Cantunsees mug.Acronym meaning "Too Long For Text"
Typically used when 160 characters-or-less just won't cut it, four of the characters are used to write tlft and imply that the epic story will be conveyed in a higher-capacity medium e.g. vocally, electronically mailed (or "e-mailed"), instant messaged (IM'd), etc. One can also be slightly redundant in the same text and follow "tlft" with "tell you later."
Typically used when 160 characters-or-less just won't cut it, four of the characters are used to write tlft and imply that the epic story will be conveyed in a higher-capacity medium e.g. vocally, electronically mailed (or "e-mailed"), instant messaged (IM'd), etc. One can also be slightly redundant in the same text and follow "tlft" with "tell you later."
Text 1: So what happened after you left the bar w/ that pornstar lookin chick?
Text 2: Well we got back to her place and started makin out. Then her roommate came home and... fuck man tlft, tell you when I see you later.
Text 3: Yea or I'm sure I'll read about it in Penthouse.
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Text 1: So what's this Unified Field Theory or whatever of yours again?
Text 2: First, ass clown, it's Grand Unification Theory and second, tlft.
Text 3: I anticipate uber boredom. Please wait til I've had a few shots... of heroin.
Text 2: Well we got back to her place and started makin out. Then her roommate came home and... fuck man tlft, tell you when I see you later.
Text 3: Yea or I'm sure I'll read about it in Penthouse.
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Text 1: So what's this Unified Field Theory or whatever of yours again?
Text 2: First, ass clown, it's Grand Unification Theory and second, tlft.
Text 3: I anticipate uber boredom. Please wait til I've had a few shots... of heroin.
by testicles...that is all March 25, 2010
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1.) used to describe an object or person that is so good/fine you could copulate with it/them.
2.) to say something is so good it could take the place of copulation (without increasing the population, but better than masturbation, in our nation... ation)
1.) used to describe an object or person that is so good/fine you could copulate with it/them.
2.) to say something is so good it could take the place of copulation (without increasing the population, but better than masturbation, in our nation... ation)
1.) Beyonce's body might be bootylicious, but Vida Guerra's body is copulicious.
2.) After smoking a blunt, most fast food can be found to be copulicious (or brownies, or cookies, or any food really).
2.) After smoking a blunt, most fast food can be found to be copulicious (or brownies, or cookies, or any food really).
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
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