testicles...that is all's definitions

pop off

(v.) To lose one's cool; become really pissed off. The idiom is in reference to a pressure cap popping off, usually resulting in a nasty burn or imminent explosion. Thus, the person who caused the pop off is about to get told or be destroyed, depending on the nature and severity of the inflammatory incident.

James: Vernie, your little wigga child is uuuuugly.
Vernie: No you di'int, heeeyll no, heyell no, heyell nah, heyell no, you said what, naaah, heyell no, heyell no, heeeyeeeell, no, etc.
{Vernie has popped off at James' comment}
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Boss: Dave, I know you're a family man, but I need you to come in Saturday... aaaaand Sunday, and stay late every night this week.

Dave: That's cool boss, I'm just gonna need your head in a fucking drill press while I go to work on your nuts with some bolt cutters and run an arc torch down your spine after I've nailed your feet to the floor with a remington power driver.

Boss: Okay Dave, no need to pop off now, I'll get Clarence to do it.

by testicles...that is all August 28, 2008

scotche

Mixer of Scope(tm) brand mouthwash and Scotch. Taken from the Comedy Central Show "Secret Girlfriend."

Phil: "Dude, Scope is not a mixer."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"

(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."

by testicles...that is all October 24, 2009

supercanceraids

A hypothetical terminal illness borne from living in excess. Known to the state of California to cause supercancersyphillaids.

I chew gum all the time; I can't wait until they find out it causes supercanceraids.

Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.

by testicles...that is all August 4, 2011

smartitician

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.

Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007

dew butt

1.) A milder form of swamp ass, sometimes caused by a trickle of backsweat down the crack, usually on a female, can be very sexy and make you want to do butt.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass

Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.

Gent 1: Dear me, but I'm afraid there is a wetness in the crack of my bum!

Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.

When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.

by testicles...that is all June 24, 2010

The DNA Dance

Unprotected sex

Mark and Tina have been doin the DNA dance in hopes of conceiving a child.

I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.

Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.

by testicles...that is all February 27, 2011

textrogen

The counterpart to textosterone. Found at varying levels in both genders of the human species, it is expressed at higher levels in women than in men. High levels of textrogen result in lots of abbreviations in texts, mass texting, and rapid texting, to name a few.

Girl #1: OMG so yday, I put my phne on the counter and when I got bak like 5 sec l8r I had 23 txts from Jane

Girl #2: OMG totes lolz so much textrogen!
Girl #1: IKR!
Girl #2: R! LOL!

textrogen...

by testicles...that is all September 18, 2012