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nonsplanation

A reason given in the form of an explanation that doesn't explain anything or answer the question. Very popular in political interviews to avoid answering questions.
"VP Harris, how to you plan to improve handicap accessibility to transportation?"

Nonsplanation: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go. It's that basic."

"...Sure... but what about-"

"Next question."
by testicles...that is all February 20, 2025
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egoal

A goal sought only to satisfy one's perception of themselves, or ego.
Marty McFly often set egoals according to who called him Chicken.

Needles: What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?

Marty: Nobody -- Calls me "chicken!"

vroom vroom skrrrrrr vrooom skrrrr we've all seen it.
by testicles...that is all July 29, 2011
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The DNA Dance

Mark and Tina have been doin the DNA dance in hopes of conceiving a child.

I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.

Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.
by testicles...that is all February 27, 2011
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textrogen

The counterpart to textosterone. Found at varying levels in both genders of the human species, it is expressed at higher levels in women than in men. High levels of textrogen result in lots of abbreviations in texts, mass texting, and rapid texting, to name a few.
Girl #1: OMG so yday, I put my phne on the counter and when I got bak like 5 sec l8r I had 23 txts from Jane

Girl #2: OMG totes lolz so much textrogen!
Girl #1: IKR!
Girl #2: R! LOL!

textrogen...
by testicles...that is all September 18, 2012
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temporally disoriented

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...
I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
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situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011
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parentnoia

The state of limbo in waiting for yourself or your sexual partner to get her period. Symptoms include restricted spending, diminished sexual activity with that partner, typical lowered substance abuse/toxin consumption, and an overall state of tension or anxiety.
Joe: HEY! Buy a round of shots!

Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.

Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
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