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braindrizzle

n.(pl. -s) Like a brainstorm, but much less activity.
pr. (-er) one who braindrizzles
v. (-ing)

Karen: I just knew we were going to have the best float in the homecoming parade, but after that braindrizzling session I'm not so sure...

Bobby: It's Becky's fault. She just sat there and didn't even make a braincloud.

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Steve: Yo what's on for tonight?
Mike: I dunno... not feelin much, maybe we could braindrizzle and come up with something.

by testicles...that is all March 19, 2011

temporal disorientation

A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.

After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.

I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).

by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

shifubidamass

Combination of the big five swear words: shit, fuck, bitch, damn, and ass. Used to express extreme frustration or emphasis (as an adjective)

That shifubidamass boss of mine is being a shifubidumbass.

by testicles...that is all October 14, 2006

precycled goods

Empty boxes/bags/bottles that are used as trash receptacles before you actually throw them away, rather than waiting on the recycling process to return them to you.

Instead of needlessly buying trash bags, Michael used precycled goods in the form of grocery sacks to furnish his trash can liners.

by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009

one cup

Euphamism/idiom used in describing someone so hot you would eat their poo in reference to the infamous "two girls one cup" video that made more people puke than Rosie O'Donnell in a lingerie... an impressive feat.

Blanka: That stripper was ridiculously hot. If she didn't have like 23 STD's I'd one cup her.

Guile: Shit that just adds to the flavor man, I'd totally 1 cup her. Sonic Boom!

by testicles...that is all November 25, 2007

dew butt

1.) A milder form of swamp ass, sometimes caused by a trickle of backsweat down the crack, usually on a female, can be very sexy and make you want to do butt.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass

Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.

Gent 1: Dear me, but I'm afraid there is a wetness in the crack of my bum!

Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.

When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.

by testicles...that is all June 24, 2010

nut chugger

One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.

That cum guzzling Tina is a real nut chugger.

by testicles...that is all January 9, 2015