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parentnoia

The state of limbo in waiting for yourself or your sexual partner to get her period. Symptoms include restricted spending, diminished sexual activity with that partner, typical lowered substance abuse/toxin consumption, and an overall state of tension or anxiety.
Joe: HEY! Buy a round of shots!

Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.

Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
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shifubidamass

Combination of the big five swear words: shit, fuck, bitch, damn, and ass. Used to express extreme frustration or emphasis (as an adjective)
That shifubidamass boss of mine is being a shifubidumbass.
by testicles...that is all October 14, 2006
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The Cantunsees

A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
Watching the Amazing Atheist banana video gave me a bad case of the cantunsees.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
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internet all caps

You don't need to go all internet all caps to get your point across. If your logic is sound your point stands on it's merits, not the volume of your voice.
by testicles...that is all September 2, 2021
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tlft

Acronym meaning "Too Long For Text"

Typically used when 160 characters-or-less just won't cut it, four of the characters are used to write tlft and imply that the epic story will be conveyed in a higher-capacity medium e.g. vocally, electronically mailed (or "e-mailed"), instant messaged (IM'd), etc. One can also be slightly redundant in the same text and follow "tlft" with "tell you later."
Text 1: So what happened after you left the bar w/ that pornstar lookin chick?

Text 2: Well we got back to her place and started makin out. Then her roommate came home and... fuck man tlft, tell you when I see you later.

Text 3: Yea or I'm sure I'll read about it in Penthouse.

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Text 1: So what's this Unified Field Theory or whatever of yours again?

Text 2: First, ass clown, it's Grand Unification Theory and second, tlft.

Text 3: I anticipate uber boredom. Please wait til I've had a few shots... of heroin.
by testicles...that is all March 25, 2010
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copulicious

adj.
1.) used to describe an object or person that is so good/fine you could copulate with it/them.
2.) to say something is so good it could take the place of copulation (without increasing the population, but better than masturbation, in our nation... ation)
1.) Beyonce's body might be bootylicious, but Vida Guerra's body is copulicious.

2.) After smoking a blunt, most fast food can be found to be copulicious (or brownies, or cookies, or any food really).
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
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nut chugger

One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.
That cum guzzling Tina is a real nut chugger.
by testicles...that is all January 9, 2015
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