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One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.
"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"
"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."
"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."
by testicles...that is all August 8, 2012
Get the pseudophile mug.1.) One who gets glossy-eyed and mindless at the mention of Barack Obama; easily excitable over the mention of "hope" and/or "change."
2.) One who looks good on the outside but has no inner substance.
3.) One who presents a provocative argument mostly devoid of logic or connection to reality.
4.) One of the master Obama's millions upon millions of minions. Often seen at his speeches mindlessly screaming and waving propaganda paraphernalia. Many are clueless about the economy, but they're middle-class so they vote for the money that his tax break will deliver. No long-term concern about their employer having less money so that income tax break don't give them shit because they don't have a job.
2.) One who looks good on the outside but has no inner substance.
3.) One who presents a provocative argument mostly devoid of logic or connection to reality.
4.) One of the master Obama's millions upon millions of minions. Often seen at his speeches mindlessly screaming and waving propaganda paraphernalia. Many are clueless about the economy, but they're middle-class so they vote for the money that his tax break will deliver. No long-term concern about their employer having less money so that income tax break don't give them shit because they don't have a job.
Neil: Dude, Obama totally bought the election after he said he would run on public funds.
Obamanaut: Yea, he's great isn't he? Wait, bought? He raised record campaign funds, he didn't pay for it himself! Besides, that middle class tax break that's going to pay out to 90% of the voting populus is really why he got elected, not because he bought it.
Neil: <sigh> I can only hope one day the void of your mind will be filled with the ability to connect dots and do basic arithmetic.
Obamanaut: Uh-wha-huh? Sorry I was thinking about bunnies snuggling all over Barack Obama.
Obamanaut: Yea, he's great isn't he? Wait, bought? He raised record campaign funds, he didn't pay for it himself! Besides, that middle class tax break that's going to pay out to 90% of the voting populus is really why he got elected, not because he bought it.
Neil: <sigh> I can only hope one day the void of your mind will be filled with the ability to connect dots and do basic arithmetic.
Obamanaut: Uh-wha-huh? Sorry I was thinking about bunnies snuggling all over Barack Obama.
by testicles...that is all December 15, 2008
Get the obamanaut mug.(v.) To lose one's cool; become really pissed off. The idiom is in reference to a pressure cap popping off, usually resulting in a nasty burn or imminent explosion. Thus, the person who caused the pop off is about to get told or be destroyed, depending on the nature and severity of the inflammatory incident.
James: Vernie, your little wigga child is uuuuugly.
Vernie: No you di'int, heeeyll no, heyell no, heyell nah, heyell no, you said what, naaah, heyell no, heyell no, heeeyeeeell, no, etc.
{Vernie has popped off at James' comment}
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Boss: Dave, I know you're a family man, but I need you to come in Saturday... aaaaand Sunday, and stay late every night this week.
Dave: That's cool boss, I'm just gonna need your head in a fucking drill press while I go to work on your nuts with some bolt cutters and run an arc torch down your spine after I've nailed your feet to the floor with a remington power driver.
Boss: Okay Dave, no need to pop off now, I'll get Clarence to do it.
Vernie: No you di'int, heeeyll no, heyell no, heyell nah, heyell no, you said what, naaah, heyell no, heyell no, heeeyeeeell, no, etc.
{Vernie has popped off at James' comment}
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Boss: Dave, I know you're a family man, but I need you to come in Saturday... aaaaand Sunday, and stay late every night this week.
Dave: That's cool boss, I'm just gonna need your head in a fucking drill press while I go to work on your nuts with some bolt cutters and run an arc torch down your spine after I've nailed your feet to the floor with a remington power driver.
Boss: Okay Dave, no need to pop off now, I'll get Clarence to do it.
by testicles...that is all August 28, 2008
Get the pop off mug.The state of limbo in waiting for yourself or your sexual partner to get her period. Symptoms include restricted spending, diminished sexual activity with that partner, typical lowered substance abuse/toxin consumption, and an overall state of tension or anxiety.
Joe: HEY! Buy a round of shots!
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
Get the parentnoia mug.Combination of the big five swear words: shit, fuck, bitch, damn, and ass. Used to express extreme frustration or emphasis (as an adjective)
by testicles...that is all October 14, 2006
Get the shifubidamass mug.A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.
After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.
I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).
I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).
by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
Get the temporal disorientation mug.1.) A milder form of swamp ass, sometimes caused by a trickle of backsweat down the crack, usually on a female, can be very sexy and make you want to do butt.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass
Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass
Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.
Gent 1: Dear me, but I'm afraid there is a wetness in the crack of my bum!
Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.
When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.
Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.
When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.
by testicles...that is all June 24, 2010
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