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superboss

1.) Great, of exceptional quality above and beyond the typical "boss." supermegaboss > superboss > boss

2.) Your boss's boss, or boss's boss's boss.
Supermegaboss > superboss > boss

My boss is awesome until the superboss comes around.
by testicles...that is all December 7, 2011
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one cup

Euphamism/idiom used in describing someone so hot you would eat their poo in reference to the infamous "two girls one cup" video that made more people puke than Rosie O'Donnell in a lingerie... an impressive feat.
Blanka: That stripper was ridiculously hot. If she didn't have like 23 STD's I'd one cup her.

Guile: Shit that just adds to the flavor man, I'd totally 1 cup her. Sonic Boom!
by testicles...that is all November 25, 2007
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nut chugger

One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.
That cum guzzling Tina is a real nut chugger.
by testicles...that is all January 9, 2015
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dew butt

1.) A milder form of swamp ass, sometimes caused by a trickle of backsweat down the crack, usually on a female, can be very sexy and make you want to do butt.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass

Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.
Gent 1: Dear me, but I'm afraid there is a wetness in the crack of my bum!

Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.

When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.
by testicles...that is all June 24, 2010
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cantunsees

(noun)
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
Watching the Amazing Atheist banana video gave me a bad case of the cantunsees.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
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tlft

Acronym meaning "Too Long For Text"

Typically used when 160 characters-or-less just won't cut it, four of the characters are used to write tlft and imply that the epic story will be conveyed in a higher-capacity medium e.g. vocally, electronically mailed (or "e-mailed"), instant messaged (IM'd), etc. One can also be slightly redundant in the same text and follow "tlft" with "tell you later."
Text 1: So what happened after you left the bar w/ that pornstar lookin chick?

Text 2: Well we got back to her place and started makin out. Then her roommate came home and... fuck man tlft, tell you when I see you later.

Text 3: Yea or I'm sure I'll read about it in Penthouse.

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Text 1: So what's this Unified Field Theory or whatever of yours again?

Text 2: First, ass clown, it's Grand Unification Theory and second, tlft.

Text 3: I anticipate uber boredom. Please wait til I've had a few shots... of heroin.
by testicles...that is all March 25, 2010
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copulicious

adj.
1.) used to describe an object or person that is so good/fine you could copulate with it/them.
2.) to say something is so good it could take the place of copulation (without increasing the population, but better than masturbation, in our nation... ation)
1.) Beyonce's body might be bootylicious, but Vida Guerra's body is copulicious.

2.) After smoking a blunt, most fast food can be found to be copulicious (or brownies, or cookies, or any food really).
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
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