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pseudophile

One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.

"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"

"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."

by testicles...that is all August 8, 2012

shifubidamass

Combination of the big five swear words: shit, fuck, bitch, damn, and ass. Used to express extreme frustration or emphasis (as an adjective)

That shifubidamass boss of mine is being a shifubidumbass.

by testicles...that is all October 14, 2006

braindrizzle

n.(pl. -s) Like a brainstorm, but much less activity.
pr. (-er) one who braindrizzles
v. (-ing)

Karen: I just knew we were going to have the best float in the homecoming parade, but after that braindrizzling session I'm not so sure...

Bobby: It's Becky's fault. She just sat there and didn't even make a braincloud.

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Steve: Yo what's on for tonight?
Mike: I dunno... not feelin much, maybe we could braindrizzle and come up with something.

by testicles...that is all March 19, 2011

Obamanaut

1.) The unstoppable political machine that shattered the uninstalled glass ceiling on the Executive Branch of the White House, headed by Barack Obama
2.) Any similar unstoppable force, especially political

Guy 1: Obama's gonna appoint the same cabinet Clinton had. We gotta stop him! He promised change!
Guy 2: You can't stop him. He's the Obamanaut, bitch!
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Guy 1: Economic Stimulus? Isn't that just handing our problems to our kids?
Guy 2: It rewards the middle class, it's gonna pass. It's an Obamanaut, bitch!

by testicles...that is all December 9, 2008

superboss

1.) Great, of exceptional quality above and beyond the typical "boss." supermegaboss > superboss > boss

2.) Your boss's boss, or boss's boss's boss.

Supermegaboss > superboss > boss

My boss is awesome until the superboss comes around.

by testicles...that is all December 7, 2011

The Cantunsees

A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.

Watching the Amazing Atheist banana video gave me a bad case of the cantunsees.

by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024

jrunk

The proper spelling of "drunk"

Fat chicks are hot when your sober, but even hotter when you're jrunk.

by testicles...that is all December 2, 2010