The counterpart to textosterone. Found at varying levels in both genders of the human species, it is expressed at higher levels in women than in men. High levels of textrogen result in lots of abbreviations in texts, mass texting, and rapid texting, to name a few.
Girl #1: OMG so yday, I put my phne on the counter and when I got bak like 5 sec l8r I had 23 txts from Jane
Girl #2: OMG totes lolz so much textrogen!
Girl #1: IKR!
Girl #2: R! LOL!
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Girl #2: OMG totes lolz so much textrogen!
Girl #1: IKR!
Girl #2: R! LOL!
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Get the textrogen mug.A reason given in the form of an explanation that doesn't explain anything or answer the question. Very popular in political interviews to avoid answering questions.
"VP Harris, how to you plan to improve handicap accessibility to transportation?"
Nonsplanation: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go. It's that basic."
"...Sure... but what about-"
"Next question."
Nonsplanation: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go. It's that basic."
"...Sure... but what about-"
"Next question."
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Get the nonsplanation mug.At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...
I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.
Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
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Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
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Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!
Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.
Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.
Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.
Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.
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Get the smartitician mug.A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
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A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
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