The state of limbo in waiting for yourself or your sexual partner to get her period. Symptoms include restricted spending, diminished sexual activity with that partner, typical lowered substance abuse/toxin consumption, and an overall state of tension or anxiety.
Joe: HEY! Buy a round of shots!
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
Get the parentnoia mug.1.) Great, of exceptional quality above and beyond the typical "boss." supermegaboss > superboss > boss
2.) Your boss's boss, or boss's boss's boss.
2.) Your boss's boss, or boss's boss's boss.
by testicles...that is all December 07, 2011
Get the superboss mug.1.) One who gets glossy-eyed and mindless at the mention of Barack Obama; easily excitable over the mention of "hope" and/or "change."
2.) One who looks good on the outside but has no inner substance.
3.) One who presents a provocative argument mostly devoid of logic or connection to reality.
4.) One of the master Obama's millions upon millions of minions. Often seen at his speeches mindlessly screaming and waving propaganda paraphernalia. Many are clueless about the economy, but they're middle-class so they vote for the money that his tax break will deliver. No long-term concern about their employer having less money so that income tax break don't give them shit because they don't have a job.
2.) One who looks good on the outside but has no inner substance.
3.) One who presents a provocative argument mostly devoid of logic or connection to reality.
4.) One of the master Obama's millions upon millions of minions. Often seen at his speeches mindlessly screaming and waving propaganda paraphernalia. Many are clueless about the economy, but they're middle-class so they vote for the money that his tax break will deliver. No long-term concern about their employer having less money so that income tax break don't give them shit because they don't have a job.
Neil: Dude, Obama totally bought the election after he said he would run on public funds.
Obamanaut: Yea, he's great isn't he? Wait, bought? He raised record campaign funds, he didn't pay for it himself! Besides, that middle class tax break that's going to pay out to 90% of the voting populus is really why he got elected, not because he bought it.
Neil: <sigh> I can only hope one day the void of your mind will be filled with the ability to connect dots and do basic arithmetic.
Obamanaut: Uh-wha-huh? Sorry I was thinking about bunnies snuggling all over Barack Obama.
Obamanaut: Yea, he's great isn't he? Wait, bought? He raised record campaign funds, he didn't pay for it himself! Besides, that middle class tax break that's going to pay out to 90% of the voting populus is really why he got elected, not because he bought it.
Neil: <sigh> I can only hope one day the void of your mind will be filled with the ability to connect dots and do basic arithmetic.
Obamanaut: Uh-wha-huh? Sorry I was thinking about bunnies snuggling all over Barack Obama.
by testicles...that is all December 15, 2008
Get the obamanaut mug.(v.) To lose one's cool; become really pissed off. The idiom is in reference to a pressure cap popping off, usually resulting in a nasty burn or imminent explosion. Thus, the person who caused the pop off is about to get told or be destroyed, depending on the nature and severity of the inflammatory incident.
James: Vernie, your little wigga child is uuuuugly.
Vernie: No you di'int, heeeyll no, heyell no, heyell nah, heyell no, you said what, naaah, heyell no, heyell no, heeeyeeeell, no, etc.
{Vernie has popped off at James' comment}
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Boss: Dave, I know you're a family man, but I need you to come in Saturday... aaaaand Sunday, and stay late every night this week.
Dave: That's cool boss, I'm just gonna need your head in a fucking drill press while I go to work on your nuts with some bolt cutters and run an arc torch down your spine after I've nailed your feet to the floor with a remington power driver.
Boss: Okay Dave, no need to pop off now, I'll get Clarence to do it.
Vernie: No you di'int, heeeyll no, heyell no, heyell nah, heyell no, you said what, naaah, heyell no, heyell no, heeeyeeeell, no, etc.
{Vernie has popped off at James' comment}
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Boss: Dave, I know you're a family man, but I need you to come in Saturday... aaaaand Sunday, and stay late every night this week.
Dave: That's cool boss, I'm just gonna need your head in a fucking drill press while I go to work on your nuts with some bolt cutters and run an arc torch down your spine after I've nailed your feet to the floor with a remington power driver.
Boss: Okay Dave, no need to pop off now, I'll get Clarence to do it.
by testicles...that is all August 28, 2008
Get the pop off mug.Fancy way of saying "Outside the box thinking." I'm putting it on here before it makes it's way into the corporate world like such phrases as "going forward," "in interim," and "outside the box."
Joe: We've got to ship these orders, and UPS has already come today! What will we do???
Steve: Use some circumboxive ideology, Joe. FedEx hasn't arrived yet. Use them. Or the UPS store is open all day. Jeesh.
Steve: Use some circumboxive ideology, Joe. FedEx hasn't arrived yet. Use them. Or the UPS store is open all day. Jeesh.
by testicles...that is all October 02, 2009
Get the Circumboxive Ideology mug.Karen: I just knew we were going to have the best float in the homecoming parade, but after that braindrizzling session I'm not so sure...
Bobby: It's Becky's fault. She just sat there and didn't even make a braincloud.
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Steve: Yo what's on for tonight?
Mike: I dunno... not feelin much, maybe we could braindrizzle and come up with something.
Bobby: It's Becky's fault. She just sat there and didn't even make a braincloud.
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Steve: Yo what's on for tonight?
Mike: I dunno... not feelin much, maybe we could braindrizzle and come up with something.
by testicles...that is all March 19, 2011
Get the braindrizzle mug.1.) The unstoppable political machine that shattered the uninstalled glass ceiling on the Executive Branch of the White House, headed by Barack Obama
2.) Any similar unstoppable force, especially political
2.) Any similar unstoppable force, especially political
Guy 1: Obama's gonna appoint the same cabinet Clinton had. We gotta stop him! He promised change!
Guy 2: You can't stop him. He's the Obamanaut, bitch!
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Guy 1: Economic Stimulus? Isn't that just handing our problems to our kids?
Guy 2: It rewards the middle class, it's gonna pass. It's an Obamanaut, bitch!
Guy 2: You can't stop him. He's the Obamanaut, bitch!
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Guy 1: Economic Stimulus? Isn't that just handing our problems to our kids?
Guy 2: It rewards the middle class, it's gonna pass. It's an Obamanaut, bitch!
by testicles...that is all December 09, 2008
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