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Describing being in the state of parentnoia... basically you're worried you're about having a baby that you didn't plan for, that you don't really want, and/or that you don't believe that you can manage.
You know what they call guys who pull out? Parents.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
Get the parentnoidmug. Mixer of Scope(tm) brand mouthwash and Scotch. Taken from the Comedy Central Show "Secret Girlfriend."
Phil: "Dude, Scope is not a mixer."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"
(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"
(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."
by testicles...that is all October 24, 2009
Get the scotchemug. A hypothetical terminal illness borne from living in excess. Known to the state of California to cause supercancersyphillaids.
I chew gum all the time; I can't wait until they find out it causes supercanceraids.
Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.
Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.
by testicles...that is all August 4, 2011
Get the supercanceraidsmug. Marty McFly often set egoals according to who called him Chicken.
Needles: What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?
Marty: Nobody -- Calls me "chicken!"
vroom vroom skrrrrrr vrooom skrrrr we've all seen it.
Needles: What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?
Marty: Nobody -- Calls me "chicken!"
vroom vroom skrrrrrr vrooom skrrrr we've all seen it.
by testicles...that is all July 29, 2011
Get the egoalmug. 1.) The unstoppable political machine that shattered the uninstalled glass ceiling on the Executive Branch of the White House, headed by Barack Obama
2.) Any similar unstoppable force, especially political
2.) Any similar unstoppable force, especially political
Guy 1: Obama's gonna appoint the same cabinet Clinton had. We gotta stop him! He promised change!
Guy 2: You can't stop him. He's the Obamanaut, bitch!
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Guy 1: Economic Stimulus? Isn't that just handing our problems to our kids?
Guy 2: It rewards the middle class, it's gonna pass. It's an Obamanaut, bitch!
Guy 2: You can't stop him. He's the Obamanaut, bitch!
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Guy 1: Economic Stimulus? Isn't that just handing our problems to our kids?
Guy 2: It rewards the middle class, it's gonna pass. It's an Obamanaut, bitch!
by testicles...that is all December 9, 2008
Get the Obamanautmug. Karen: I just knew we were going to have the best float in the homecoming parade, but after that braindrizzling session I'm not so sure...
Bobby: It's Becky's fault. She just sat there and didn't even make a braincloud.
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Steve: Yo what's on for tonight?
Mike: I dunno... not feelin much, maybe we could braindrizzle and come up with something.
Bobby: It's Becky's fault. She just sat there and didn't even make a braincloud.
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Steve: Yo what's on for tonight?
Mike: I dunno... not feelin much, maybe we could braindrizzle and come up with something.
by testicles...that is all March 19, 2011
Get the braindrizzlemug. (v.) To lose one's cool; become really pissed off. The idiom is in reference to a pressure cap popping off, usually resulting in a nasty burn or imminent explosion. Thus, the person who caused the pop off is about to get told or be destroyed, depending on the nature and severity of the inflammatory incident.
James: Vernie, your little wigga child is uuuuugly.
Vernie: No you di'int, heeeyll no, heyell no, heyell nah, heyell no, you said what, naaah, heyell no, heyell no, heeeyeeeell, no, etc.
{Vernie has popped off at James' comment}
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Boss: Dave, I know you're a family man, but I need you to come in Saturday... aaaaand Sunday, and stay late every night this week.
Dave: That's cool boss, I'm just gonna need your head in a fucking drill press while I go to work on your nuts with some bolt cutters and run an arc torch down your spine after I've nailed your feet to the floor with a remington power driver.
Boss: Okay Dave, no need to pop off now, I'll get Clarence to do it.
Vernie: No you di'int, heeeyll no, heyell no, heyell nah, heyell no, you said what, naaah, heyell no, heyell no, heeeyeeeell, no, etc.
{Vernie has popped off at James' comment}
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Boss: Dave, I know you're a family man, but I need you to come in Saturday... aaaaand Sunday, and stay late every night this week.
Dave: That's cool boss, I'm just gonna need your head in a fucking drill press while I go to work on your nuts with some bolt cutters and run an arc torch down your spine after I've nailed your feet to the floor with a remington power driver.
Boss: Okay Dave, no need to pop off now, I'll get Clarence to do it.
by testicles...that is all August 28, 2008
Get the pop offmug.