Definitions by testicles...that is all
clownmax
Like looksmax, but instead you look more clownish. Garish colors of hair, makeup, glasses, tatoos, piercings, etc. Like the rock band Kiss, except you do it all day every day to the max.
Gotta clownmax before I go to the abortion rally so everyone knows which side I'm on. Blue hair, hot pink lipstick, face/neck tatoos, gauged ears, bullnose ring, huge garish glasses... alright, I'm clownmaxxed!
clownmax by testicles...that is all July 17, 2026
nonsplanation
A reason given in the form of an explanation that doesn't explain anything or answer the question. Very popular in political interviews to avoid answering questions.
"VP Harris, how to you plan to improve handicap accessibility to transportation?"
Nonsplanation: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go. It's that basic."
"...Sure... but what about-"
"Next question."
Nonsplanation: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go. It's that basic."
"...Sure... but what about-"
"Next question."
nonsplanation by testicles...that is all February 20, 2025
cantunsees
(noun)
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
cantunsees by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
The Cantunsees
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
The Cantunsees by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
internet all caps
You don't need to go all internet all caps to get your point across. If your logic is sound your point stands on it's merits, not the volume of your voice.
internet all caps by testicles...that is all September 2, 2021
nut chugger
One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.
nut chugger by testicles...that is all January 9, 2015
textrogen
The counterpart to textosterone. Found at varying levels in both genders of the human species, it is expressed at higher levels in women than in men. High levels of textrogen result in lots of abbreviations in texts, mass texting, and rapid texting, to name a few.
Girl #1: OMG so yday, I put my phne on the counter and when I got bak like 5 sec l8r I had 23 txts from Jane
Girl #2: OMG totes lolz so much textrogen!
Girl #1: IKR!
Girl #2: R! LOL!
textrogen...
Girl #2: OMG totes lolz so much textrogen!
Girl #1: IKR!
Girl #2: R! LOL!
textrogen...
textrogen by testicles...that is all September 18, 2012