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pseudophile

One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.

"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"

"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."

by testicles...that is all August 8, 2012

egoal

A goal sought only to satisfy one's perception of themselves, or ego.

Marty McFly often set egoals according to who called him Chicken.

Needles: What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?

Marty: Nobody -- Calls me "chicken!"

vroom vroom skrrrrrr vrooom skrrrr we've all seen it.

by testicles...that is all July 29, 2011

premorse

1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.

2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.

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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.

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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.

by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010

nonsplanation

A reason given in the form of an explanation that doesn't explain anything or answer the question. Very popular in political interviews to avoid answering questions.

"VP Harris, how to you plan to improve handicap accessibility to transportation?"

Nonsplanation: "This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go. It's that basic."

"...Sure... but what about-"

"Next question."

by testicles...that is all February 20, 2025

situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

temporally disoriented

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...

I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.

by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

precycle

To use an empty box, bag, bottle, jug, etc. as a receptacle for other trash before you actually throw it (and the trash) away.

Jim always got plastic bags at the grocery store so he could precycle them in his various small trash cans throughout the house.

I finished my 20 oz. carbonated beverage but still found myself overcome with thirst, so I precycled it by rinsing it and filling it with water.

by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009