brain enema

when a person constantly talks shit and is in need of a good flushing of their thoughts and concepts.
it appears bill needs another brain enema hes over there talking up a good batch of shit again.
by tellitizaman May 25, 2011
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pinocchio dick

Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.
Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.
by tellitizaman September 11, 2010
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ebayanoia

The constant fear that you will be outbid on something youre bidding for on ebay.
Elaine is so stuupid she cant even sleep due to her ebayanoia.
by tellitizaman September 17, 2010
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retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.
Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.
by tellitizaman September 10, 2010
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spermatogeddon

to die due to one too many loads while partaking in the act of bukkake.
Spermatogeddon was the perfect name for the first ever porn snuff film.
by tellitizaman September 16, 2010
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impotent

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.
by tellitizaman September 11, 2010
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giving it up

the act of a female giving someone sex.
dont waste your time or money on that bartender the only one shes giving it up to is her boyfriend the bouncer.
by tellitizaman September 15, 2010
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