tellitizaman's definitions

retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

ballsout

a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something.

when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.

by tellitizaman September 7, 2010

tube music

1) the act of preforming oral sex on a male.

2) the sounds made while preforming oral sex on a male.

jenny was making ed smile from ear to while she was giving him the tube music of his life.

by tellitizaman September 1, 2010

antiorgasmatic

any action that will instantly kill an erection or the continuance of the act of intercourse.

when bill farted during a recent sex romp jill found it disgusting and antiorgasmatic ,pissed on him and left the room.

by tellitizaman September 4, 2010

ebayanoia

The constant fear that you will be outbid on something youre bidding for on ebay.

Elaine is so stuupid she cant even sleep due to her ebayanoia.

by tellitizaman September 17, 2010

giving it up

the act of a female giving someone sex.

dont waste your time or money on that bartender the only one shes giving it up to is her boyfriend the bouncer.

by tellitizaman September 15, 2010

impotent

weak or shitty weed.

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010