picklenoia

picklenoia is the fear of having the smallest dick at the pickle factory. it is a derivative of the word picklefellatianoia the fear of sucking on the worlds smallest pickle.

if phills picklenoia gets any worse he wont be able to shower after the game.

by tellitizaman August 20, 2010

foose balls

when your balls dry up and become shinny and hard.

when judy grabed a handful of bills nuts she screamed "oh shit why didnt you tell me you had foose balls ? " and ran out of the room.

by tellitizaman September 15, 2010

ballsout

a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something.

when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.

by tellitizaman September 07, 2010

brain enema

when a person constantly talks shit and is in need of a good flushing of their thoughts and concepts.

it appears bill needs another brain enema hes over there talking up a good batch of shit again.

by tellitizaman September 24, 2011

retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

antiorgasmatic

any action that will instantly kill an erection or the continuance of the act of intercourse.

when bill farted during a recent sex romp jill found it disgusting and antiorgasmatic ,pissed on him and left the room.

by tellitizaman September 04, 2010

tube music

1) the act of preforming oral sex on a male.

2) the sounds made while preforming oral sex on a male.

jenny was making ed smile from ear to while she was giving him the tube music of his life.

by tellitizaman September 01, 2010