Urban Dictionary: Definitions by tellitizaman

foose balls

when your balls dry up and become shinny and hard.

when judy grabed a handful of bills nuts she screamed "oh shit why didnt you tell me you had foose balls ? " and ran out of the room.

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Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.

Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.

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a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

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living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.

impotent by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

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a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something.

when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.

ballsout by tellitizaman September 7, 2010

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cumming before your partner even in your fantasies.

dave had to see a shrink as well as his regular doctor due to his excessive bouts of prematurimagination.

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after six months of marriage cindy turned out to be the queen of flab.

flab by tellitizaman September 5, 2010

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