telephony's definitions

sewerpipe pasta

What some people call Penne pasta because it looks like little itty bitty sewerpipes.

{From a grocery list}:

light blubs
Special K cereal
sewerpipe pasta
taper powels
bungwipe

by Telephony April 25, 2017

rat's patootie

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"

{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!

by Telephony June 17, 2014

There's pee-pee on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 31, 2016

till

If you've ever worked in retail sales or in some other customer service capacity where you have to handle money (e.g. ring up transactions) such as a convenience store cashier, bartender, grocery store clerk, etc., then you'll know that a till is just another name for a cash register.

Hey Jason, please don't forget to put that $20 bill into the till; you remember what happened the last time that you "forgot"!

by Telephony October 15, 2019

Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick

The year 2021 as viewed from above.
From this vantage point, it looks like a 20, a twisted stick (2) and a straight stick (1).

{From a drone video on YouTube:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11pm PDT on 10-19-21 (or, "2021-10-19T18:11" or "2021 19 Oct." or even, "October 19, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick" if you prefer).

by Telephony October 19, 2020

Dr. Don'tlittle

Somebody who understands what animals say, but only very bad things.

Like Dr. Don'tlittle, I understand what the animals are saying.
To most people, it just sounds like a harmless quack or moo or bleat,
But I know, they're going to kill me in my sleep!

by Telephony August 10, 2015

Shampoo

What some people call the Orca whale Shamu at Seaworld in San Diego USA.

{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water

by Telephony August 12, 2016