doughnut

The correct way to spell this word; it is not spelled, "donut" as many people (and even some well-known doughnut shops) spell it.

(from text messaging)
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!

by Telephony November 14, 2018

The Fag March

What some homophobes call, "The Gay Pride Parade", which occurs in many major U.S. cities in June every year {in Seattle WA. it is the last Sunday in June}.

{Homophobe #1): Hey, let's go blow up the Port-O-Lets at The Fag March before that stupid parade begins!
{Homophobe #2}: Great idea! I'll run home and get some M-80s!

by Telephony June 28, 2014

body brownies

A euphemism for poop.

{Steve}: Nocks on bathroom door.
{Scott}: Hold on a moment! I'm making body brownies!

by Telephony June 07, 2019

toliet muscle

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.

Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.

by Telephony December 06, 2011

hosed down

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.

Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?

by Telephony November 28, 2011

Cleanax

How the name, "Kleenex" (a major brand of nasal tissue) is sometimes spelled, because when you hear somebody say Kleenex it often comes out sounding like, "Cleanax".

{Drake}: Hey Josh, can you pass me a Cleanax?
{Josh}: Fuck you Drake, go get your own goddamn Cleanax!!!

by Telephony May 20, 2013