my little poo-poo book

A paperback novel or small magazine that you usually only read while sitting on the john to leave a shit (I know it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't TAKE a shit, you LEAVE one).
I'm going to bring my little poo-poo book to the bathroom with me while I go drop a stool.
by Telephony January 24, 2014
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gnards

Another name for male testicles (balls, nads, nuts, gonads, etc.)
Look at that video! It shows this guy falling off a fence and landing on his gnards right on the top rail!! OUCH!!!
by Telephony November 12, 2015
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waste of bungwipe

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.
Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.
by Telephony January 17, 2012
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micturition you!

A phrase used to indicate the fact that something or somebody reeks a little.
A bit stronger than pee you!!! but not ***NEARLY*** as strong as piss you!!!.

FYI micturition is another name for pee.
Micturition you! That cup of yogurt I just opened is a bit stinky. Must have gone off a few days ago.
by Telephony April 06, 2015
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toilet bowl paper

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.
{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?
by Telephony September 22, 2014
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STP

Simply put: the acronym for Soggy Toliet Paper.
It is *** NOT*** the motor oil additive that makes your car motor run better!
Don't use that end stall!!! It has STP in it!!!
by Telephony June 01, 2015
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A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".
I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
by Telephony August 06, 2015
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