pyst

Josh pyst himself after he had coffee penus and couldn't get to the toliet in time.
by Telephony December 05, 2011
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pissinary tract

Means the same thing as "urinary tract".
{singing}
Taking about the pissinary tract
Is something we all should do with tact!
by Telephony December 26, 2011
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I/O

When referencing a pet, this term stands for Indoor/Outdoor.
That is, a dog or cat that spends as much time outside as it spends inside.
Candy is our new I/O cat -- she sleeps outside at night but comes in the house to play with our other kitties during the day.
by Telephony May 01, 2015
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piss weasel

Plain & simple: another name for the penis.
{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}

As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
by Telephony May 10, 2016
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flite

How a faggot would spell the word, "flight"
{Seen on a PC demo by Urine Potato of the demo group TDM from 2010}

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
by Telephony September 04, 2021
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Tweety Turd

Another name for that pitiful excuse for a used douche president Donald Trump.
I see that Tweety Turd now wants to create a Space Force just so that he can waste more of OUR money. Your tax dollars at work here folks.
by Telephony August 11, 2018
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religious cigarette

Another way of saying the phrase, "holy smoke"
Religious cigarette, look at that big-ass fire over there!!!
by Telephony January 10, 2020
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