telephony's definitions

cephone

How some people pronounce the phrase, "cell phone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?

{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!

{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}

{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!

by Telephony July 9, 2014

pussy doctor

Plain & simple: a veterinarian; esp. to a cat owner.

Cummon Nikki, let's get you into your carrier. It's time to go and see the pussy doctor!

by Telephony May 20, 2014

carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel".

I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.

by Telephony March 31, 2015

eternal darnation

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "eternal damnation", which means you'll go to Hell and be poked at with hot pitchforks wielded by Satan and his minions for ever and ever.

I didn't worship Gosh, so now I'm going to go to Heck and receive eternal darnation!

by Telephony July 13, 2014

AO

Armpit odour.
Also known as PO. Similar to BO but somebody with AO reeks very strongly of funky pits.

Piss you!!! That dude that just went past has a terrible case of AO!!! :-(

by Telephony July 25, 2020

poo-poo spray

Any type of air deodorant / air freshener that comes in an aerosol bomb (spray can).

{Marge}: Homer, did you just leave a big fat shit in our toliet?
{Homer}: Yes dear, and I even remembered to flush!
{Marge}: The bathroom stinks to high heaven; next time please use the poo-poo spray, ok?

by Telephony July 30, 2016

Textie McTexterson

Somebody who spends almost every waking minute on his or her cellular telephone handset texting.

Alex, I've picked out a cellular telephone phone just for you, Mr. Textie McTexterson!!!

by Telephony January 9, 2019