telephony's definitions

seat belt-a-roonie

What Ned Flanders on The Simpsons calls a seat belt.

{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!

by Telephony January 23, 2016

candiosity

A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".

That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011

fry brain train

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.

{Peter}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the fry brain train coming!

by Telephony April 16, 2015

fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".

"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."

by Telephony March 18, 2020

βµñg#Ø£€

How one might type the word, "bunghole" when they're using an online BBS (forums or even fora if you want to be a dick about it) when the forum censors that word.

Yes, bunghole was a totally innocuous word (meaning, a hole in a keg or cask that allows liquids to be poured in or drawn out) until Beavis and Butt-Head totally changed the meaning -- thus casing some forums to censor that word.

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµñg#Ø£€ to your fetµs ♪
♪ Some butt wagon pee'd on all my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony July 2, 2021

dustman

Chiefly British: A garbage man.

{Martha}: Linda, please be certain to take that old busted chair to the curb tonight so that the dustman will throw it into the back of his dustcart in the morning.

by Telephony May 22, 2014

bungknocker

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butt-Head of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head who also gave us words like, "fartknocker", "buttknocker", "Cornholio", "TP", "bunghole" (the asshole, not a hole in a keg), etc

{Beavis}: What was that, Butt-Head?
{Butt-Head}: Oh just some bungknocker on TV, twirling these big dumb sticks, lighting them, twirling them again, and like setting himself on fire or something.

by Telephony August 6, 2014