faggot sweat

Perspiration (usually, but not always from the pittles) from a homosexual male.

Mark, what's that pitted-out shirt doing halfway under the bed?
{Mark}: DON'T TOUCH THAT NASTY-ASS THING!!! It's got faggot sweat on it and you'll turn queer if you pick it up!

by Telephony July 20, 2014

Pyst off

Very angry at somebody or something; it means the same (and is pronounced the same) as "pissed off".

Man I was so pyst off at that bunghole for stealing my towels out of the dryer at the laundromat!!!

by Telephony September 23, 2010

Sacred Chalice of Rixx

This is a chalice mentioned several times on the TV program, "Star Trek: The Next Generation"; it comes from the planet Betazed. It has been described as, "...an old clay pot with mould growing inside it".

The word, "Rixx" is pronounced as though it were spelled, "reeks".

{Lwaxana Troi}: I am the daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed and the holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx!

by Telephony May 08, 2015

buttsnoipe

A different way of calling somebody an a$$hole.

Jonathan is such a buttsnoipe for slashing the tires on your bicycle!!!

by Telephony November 20, 2010

brite

How a faggot would spell the word, "bright".

{Seen on a pee-cee demo by TDM in 2014}

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. LIGHT AND LITE. BRIGHT AND BRITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?

by Telephony January 13, 2017

Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.

Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!

by Telephony November 24, 2016

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 05, 2014