βµñg#Ø£€

How one might type the word, "bunghole" when they're using an online BBS (forums or even fora if you want to be a dick about it) when the forum censors that word.

Yes, bunghole was a totally innocuous word (meaning, a hole in a keg or cask that allows liquids to be poured in or drawn out) until Beavis and Butt-Head totally changed the meaning -- thus casing some forums to censor that word.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµñg#Ø£€ to your fetµs ♪
♪ Some butt wagon pee'd on all my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony July 02, 2021
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dustman

{Martha}: Linda, please be certain to take that old busted chair to the curb tonight so that the dustman will throw it into the back of his dustcart in the morning.
by Telephony May 22, 2014
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fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
by Telephony March 18, 2020
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asshaberdasher

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.
{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!
by Telephony November 27, 2011
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ear whipping

A sermon; especially one administered at a soup kitchen prior to food being served.
Bum #1: Hey, let's go to the Bread of Life mission tonight for dinner!

Bum #2: NO, NOT THERE!!! They gave an ear whipping almost four hours long last night for a scoop of mystery meat and a spoonful of smashed potatoes with lumpy gravy on them!!!
by Telephony October 04, 2011
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smarttolietmuscle

Another way of saying the word, "smartass".
Ron was such a smarttolietmuscle for suggesting that we close the door when it's this satandamnedd hot outside.
by Telephony September 05, 2014
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pissbladder

Another name for the urinary bladder.
Just when we thought that we've seen the end of the stupid red Myrbetriq walking pissbladder -- it's baaaaaaaacccccckkkkk!!! :-(
by Telephony May 23, 2021
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