Definitions by telephony
spatcheler
spatcheler by Telephony June 6, 2014
no room at the inn
Meaning that a thing (such as a wastepaperbasket) or a place (such as a garden shed) is absofuckinglutely stuffed to capacity and can simply hold no more without the lid shooting off or the door(s) bursting open.
(Angie): Craig, can you please put that cat carrier in the garden shed?
(Craig): Sorry, no can do. There'should no room at the inn.
(Craig): Sorry, no can do. There'should no room at the inn.
no room at the inn by Telephony June 2, 2014
synthetic clapping
Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
synthetic clapping by Telephony May 23, 2014
dustman
{Martha}: Linda, please be certain to take that old busted chair to the curb tonight so that the dustman will throw it into the back of his dustcart in the morning.
pussy doctor
pussy doctor by Telephony May 20, 2014
the ammonia
the ammonia by Telephony May 19, 2014
5 minute pisses
This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).
{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
5 minute pisses by Telephony May 18, 2014