hucking fot

A way to say the phrase, "fucking hot" that bypasses the onboard censor in online BBSs, forums (or fora if you want to be an anal-retentive prick about it) and other locations where the use of curse words might be inappropriate.

Jesus Christ, it's hucking fot outside!
Somebody please throw another log on the air conditioner!!!

by Telephony December 28, 2020

foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 02, 2019

SuperBowel™

Another name for the Super Bowl, the Supertolietbowl, the Commercialbowl, etc. -- the annual championship game between the NFC and AFC.

{Ron} Hey Steve? Happen to know who won the Super Bowl this year?
{Steve} I didn't watch the SuperBowel™; I'm just not into foot-testicle ya know.

by Telephony February 02, 2020

ugly giant bags of mostly water

Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".

{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link

by Telephony August 06, 2016

F46607

This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.

Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).

OMG!!! Johnny is such a huge F46607 for wanting to suck that cruise ship purser's dick!!!

by Telephony December 06, 2011

or some such horse puckey

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".

(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

by Telephony September 12, 2016