mic

The correct spelling of the abbreviation for the word, "microphone".
Many people spell it as, "mike" which is totally wrong.

Yo wassup homes? Will you please hand me the mic so I can do this here song?

by Telephony December 02, 2015

windometer

Plain and simple: an anemometer.
An anemometer is an instrument used for measuring wind speed.

Winds were clocked with my stupid sodding "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) as being variable to 3.60mph (4.36kph) at the surface.

by Telephony May 25, 2019

corporate douche

The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.

The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!

by Telephony August 12, 2016

drivenf

How John Bush (at the time the singer for Anthrax pronounced the word, "driven" in the song, "Packaged Rebellion".
He also pronounced the word, "influence" as, "influencef".

♪ I don't want to how you're so drivenf ♪
♪ I don't want to know your influencef ♪
♪ I don't need to prove myself ♪
♪ I just need to be myself ♪
♪ It doesn't show how I'm trying to be ♪
♪ It just shows who I am ♪

by Telephony March 25, 2017

baited breath

A fairly common misspelling of the phrase, "bated breath".

{In a small series of text messages between Josh & Mary in the same room}"
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).

{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.

by Telephony April 25, 2017

A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down

A parody of the song, "A Spoonful of Sugar" from a Mary Poppins movie.

♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪

by Telephony July 01, 2015