jacked

1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.

2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.

3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.

2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.

3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
by Teh Pope April 08, 2005
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bughouse

You're totally bughouse, get help.
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Chicken Pee

We went to Chicopee. All my friends call it
Chicken Pee.
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The boy king

A nickname for George W. Bush. The title is derived from Bush's boyish or naive manner, as well as his irresponsibility with great power.
Is the boy king going to clean up his toys or just start another war? Looks like he's due for a spanking.
by Teh Pope February 27, 2005
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girly men

1. Perjorative word for men who lack machismo, large muscles, luxuriant facial hair or other such tokens of hyper-masculinity.

2. Perjorative word for homosexual men.

3. Insult coined by Saturday Night Live characters Hans and Franz, and mimicked by California governor Arnol Schwartzenager.
You can't even lift a pretzel, you little girly man!
by teh pope August 03, 2004
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crazier than a shithouse rat

Insane, disturbed, having no control over one's actions.
That guy wearing the ski parka in August, he's crazier than a shithouse rat, keep away from him.
by teh pope December 09, 2004
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blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.
Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.
by teh pope October 28, 2004
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