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kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.
In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.
by Ted January 27, 2005
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hozel

A hoe that likes dick usually from Lil Scrappy
Take Yo Hozel ass somewhere
by Ted February 4, 2005
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megavillain

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by Ted February 4, 2005
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skater

skaters r often known to wear tight jeans,t-shirt,polo etc... Alot of people think skaters r not vary strong and r scared of every chav. Yes this may be true about some but many r very tuff like me.They jump stairs of up to 15 steps and maby even more.Skaters have to have curage and be strong to be able to do this.Skaters r used to falling over and stuff so if theres any chavs who think there tuff a skater could easly win the fight. Yes a chav could be holding a knife but they r breaking the law. Caring a skateboard isnt breaking the law,so skaters could jst get there board and smack u round the head with a truck.Anyway a skateboarding is a good thing coz it keeps u off the street doing drugs like chavs (and u wouldnt want to turn out to be like a chav!)most skaters like rock music.
Some pro skaters:Eric Koston, Rick mcrank, tom penny, p.j ladd, jason dill.
by Ted June 19, 2005
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gitta

A word meaning shit
Originated from Stokesley school, aka "Mutta" and "shitta"
this fucking sluts blow jobs are fucking gitta

i just stepped in sum gitta

mr borwell is gitta

that stinkin rag head smells worse than my gitta

smelly paki.. stinks of gitta
by ted February 26, 2005
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Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.
"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"
by Ted March 5, 2005
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fatty

"damn dude, thats a fatty dip"
"yea i know, killed half the can"
by Ted March 5, 2005
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