Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.
Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.
by ted December 08, 2004

spinners on a ryde that take up the entire rim space unable to see the actual rim behind spinner spinners
by Ted April 02, 2005

by Ted February 04, 2005

short, fat, masculine woman who goes to gym. If you look at her, she says, "OOOIII, YOU LOOKING AT ME(points to herself) I WILL KICK YOUR AARRRRSE!!!
by ted November 12, 2003

by ted September 23, 2003

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.
by Ted March 12, 2003
