Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.

"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"

by Ted September 03, 2003

muckstain

short, fat, masculine woman who goes to gym. If you look at her, she says, "OOOIII, YOU LOOKING AT ME(points to herself) I WILL KICK YOUR AARRRRSE!!!

Fuck this.

by ted November 12, 2003

Yes Mate

A greeting.

(phone rings)

YES MAAAATTTE!

by Ted May 05, 2003

Yes Mate

A song

"Yes mate"

by Ted May 05, 2003

skater

skaters r often known to wear tight jeans,t-shirt,polo etc... Alot of people think skaters r not vary strong and r scared of every chav. Yes this may be true about some but many r very tuff like me.They jump stairs of up to 15 steps and maby even more.Skaters have to have curage and be strong to be able to do this.Skaters r used to falling over and stuff so if theres any chavs who think there tuff a skater could easly win the fight. Yes a chav could be holding a knife but they r breaking the law. Caring a skateboard isnt breaking the law,so skaters could jst get there board and smack u round the head with a truck.Anyway a skateboarding is a good thing coz it keeps u off the street doing drugs like chavs (and u wouldnt want to turn out to be like a chav!)most skaters like rock music.

Some pro skaters:Eric Koston, Rick mcrank, tom penny, p.j ladd, jason dill.

by Ted February 16, 2005

Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

by Ted March 05, 2005

pelavator

The bad background music in all porn-o's.

Ted, is that Kenny G. pelevator music turning you on, too?

by Ted April 22, 2003