ted's definitions

Yes Mate

A song

"Yes mate"

by Ted May 4, 2003

mo

a skinny piece of garbage who cannot get laid, see also rapist or stalker.

The mo could not get laid so he stalked and then raped a girl.

by ted June 13, 2003

whizzle

a white nizzle

by ted May 23, 2003

cognizize

to understand and pass on that understanding

Ted cognizized the knowledge to Mckay

by ted April 21, 2005

Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face

bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..

by Ted April 7, 2005

moneyobie

A legendary being whose presence is said to affect a vertiginous sickness.

moneyobie sucks. --Shakespeare

by ted April 6, 2004

Deli

1.the formation of the female body or ethnic background that is classable as a deli

1.aDaym that female is beautiful..she looks Oriental and black mix.. Thats a Sweet and Sour Neckbone Deli

bhey! hey! look how that woman walks..its like shes almost walkin crooked.. haha.. Sidewinder Deli!

cwhat the fuck.. that woman is just fuckin weird looking... UFO Deli

dof shit...that woman is huge...damn,she has no neck either..haha.. Queen of Harts Deli!

by Ted April 6, 2005