ted's definitions

Jegro

Short for Jigger Shop. It is play on the word Nigger and Negro.

Lets go get Mango Tangos and the Jegro

by ted April 28, 2005

DaBaDoo

secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex

psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??

by Ted April 6, 2005

kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.

In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.

by Ted January 27, 2005

ChurchLady

ChurchLady:1.n.A Saturday Night Live character played by Dana Carvey.
2.The pwnz. Best player in DoD never. Not even kidding.

1."Well, isn't that special?"
2.ChurchLady? Oh yeah, She's the pwnz.

by Ted August 22, 2003

internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

by Ted January 5, 2004

Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.

"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"

by Ted September 2, 2003

intar

A prefix that can be added to any word associated with the internet to signify leetness.

intarmail (e-mail)
intarcash (paypal)
intarspam (e-mail spam)
intarfriends (your AIM/IRC buddies)

by ted August 15, 2004