ted's definitions

Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

by Ted March 5, 2005

fatty

a very large wade of chewing tobacco

"damn dude, thats a fatty dip"
"yea i know, killed half the can"

by Ted March 5, 2005

kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.

In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.

by Ted January 27, 2005

ChurchLady

ChurchLady:1.n.A Saturday Night Live character played by Dana Carvey.
2.The pwnz. Best player in DoD never. Not even kidding.

1."Well, isn't that special?"
2.ChurchLady? Oh yeah, She's the pwnz.

by Ted August 22, 2003

internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

by Ted January 5, 2004

cumiahrrea

the milky doo doo substance that c omes out of the anus after someone one cums in said anus,also known as fagiahrrea.

i came in her trash hole and she had cumiahrrea all night.

by ted July 6, 2004

pathetasad

to be Jon Maksin.

Hey Maksin, you are so pathetasad. If you wern't so megamaksintarded I'd kick your ass just for the exercise.

by ted December 13, 2003