slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.
Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.
by Ted April 22, 2003
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hammerd

hammerd: To have a bit of hard A and a bunch of beer aka perfectly drunk
i was so hammerd i thought she was a prostetute
by Ted October 06, 2004
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Eetist

noun
1. One whose sense of humor can simply be classified as eet.
2. One who follows the eet way of life, hates shit like Spongebob and kids who listen to Good Charlotte and think of themselves as being so "punk".

Note: Often eetists stick together and hurt and try to destroy Spongebobbist's lives.
"That kid Josh? Yeah man, he's an eetist hardcore."

"Dude, I think Dave Chappelle is an eetist."
by Ted December 03, 2003
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ninjafag

1. Peter Griffin 2. Trekkie 3. Cock Monger 4. Cunt Monkey
Peter Griffin, a Trekkie who savors the taste of cock, never knows when to shit the fuck up. What a ninjafag!
by ted April 20, 2003
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ramz

Some Phaaaaat Assssss rims
Yo homey G Mack-a-daddy pop, i got me some 400 inch raaaaaamz!
by ted November 27, 2004
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DaBaDoo

secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex
psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??
by Ted April 07, 2005
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dinner plates

spinners on a ryde that take up the entire rim space unable to see the actual rim behind spinner spinners
you mayng,check dem dinner plates on that 84 cut,dem thangz match the color of da car!
by Ted April 02, 2005
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