ted's definitions

terd

Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally

My dog left a coiler in the backyard.

by ted August 31, 2003

Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.

"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"

by Ted September 2, 2003

LUD4

LuDa5525: ballsack

LuDa5525: ballsack

by Ted September 18, 2003

Wab

one who illegally crosses the border into the U.S.,usually by way of Mexico.; border brother.

"dude this party is full of wabs.."

by ted September 23, 2003

fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 4, 2004

cumiahrrea

the milky doo doo substance that c omes out of the anus after someone one cums in said anus,also known as fagiahrrea.

i came in her trash hole and she had cumiahrrea all night.

by ted July 6, 2004

wwpt

what would paul think?

wwpt bout DJ and those threads?

by TED July 18, 2004