the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.

a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2

by ted November 12, 2003

pennsylvania press

the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus

this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore

by Ted May 03, 2004

Ring Warrior

A male who has the urge to insert is penis into the rectum of another male

That bloke with the plucked eyebrows and stiff walk is a ring warrior.

by Ted October 31, 2003

golden arches

Mc Donalds

I am hungry lets go down the Golden Arches

by Ted January 08, 2004

pop punk

1.)Punk as fashion.

2.)A hollow version of the Punk Rock movement that began in the 80s.
i.e. wearing the clothes or singing a vague version of the music without actually understanding, or living it.

3.)A musical genre including the main musical groove to Punk Rock but containing lyrical content typical of a generic Pop song, esp. love songs.

Also called "ponk"

Spiked hair becoming mainstream.

Being different becoming so cool that being different is being the same.

Good Charlotte

by Ted June 11, 2004

Deli

1.the formation of the female body or ethnic background that is classable as a deli

1.aDaym that female is beautiful..she looks Oriental and black mix.. Thats a Sweet and Sour Neckbone Deli

bhey! hey! look how that woman walks..its like shes almost walkin crooked.. haha.. Sidewinder Deli!

cwhat the fuck.. that woman is just fuckin weird looking... UFO Deli

dof shit...that woman is huge...damn,she has no neck either..haha.. Queen of Harts Deli!

by Ted April 06, 2005

Dennis Hastert

The current house speaker (R-Ill). Not previously defined in the Urban Dictionary since he is generally such a quiet and un-noticed political entity. Unlike such prior falmboyant figures as Newt Gingrich and other republican gems who have crashed and burned, he accomplishes approximately as much without being noticed...a rather huge accomplishment in the field of politics.

Dennis who?????

by Ted June 13, 2004