easter bunny

A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.

I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.

by TanooKirby June 05, 2003

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 18, 2003

Grown-up

A stage in life when someone is a behemoth reproduction bag and have the stupidest ideas of certain things.

Are your parents having stupid ideas or false beliefs? It's perfectly normal.

by TanooKirby May 18, 2003

fish

A primitive chordate(although superior to sea squirts) that is built for swimming and most breath underwater with gills and have fins (i.e. dorsal, pectoral, etc.) They usually have scales except lampreys, hagfish, and eels to protect them. Their skeletons can be cartilage or bone and come in a variety of shapes, colors,sizes,diets,habitats,reputations,etc. Some of them are primitive, like lampreys and hagfish, cartilageous, like sharks, skates, and rays, and bony,like tuna, clownfish, etc. Did I say that they are prehistoric and lived before the dinosaurs, were the first vertebrates, and evovled from invertibrate worm chordates.

Thats not a fish, that is a sea squirt larva

by TanooKirby May 24, 2003

summer vacation

The best part of a child's life.

Do grown ups like it?

by TanooKirby May 24, 2003

calvin and hobbes

A comic that kicks as much ass as the other comic book I want so much.

Calvin and Hobbes rocks!

by TanooKirby June 01, 2003

teletubbies

Farfats that got slapped around by Mario and set their place on fire.

Mario:Death to farfats! Ha-Ha-Ha! Die! Die! All of you! Wa-wa...!!!!!!!!!!

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003