tanookirby's definitions

penis

An external organ that isn't on Gachaan's groin.

Naked Gachaan: Rated G

by TanooKirby June 4, 2003

video game

The best form of entertainment these days.

People who think that video games cause violence, brainwash people, etc, don't know that they are wrong. Birds are more likely to be bugs.

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

SARS

Shit Ass Rotten Sickness.

Dandelions spread faster than SARS, but everyone thinks it goes at a googolplex miles per hour.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

mosquito

A flying insect in which the females are hellishly annoying in the summer.

Mosquitoes suck dick

by TanooKirby June 2, 2003

Zelda: The Wind Waker

One of the coolest games ever.

It doesn't matter how long it is or how it looks. All that matters is that it is fun.

by TanooKirby June 11, 2003

clown

A creepy animal that thinks he's part of pop culture.

There's more to being a clown than lacking skin pigment.

by TanooKirby June 10, 2003