tanookirby's definitions

video game

The best form of entertainment these days.

People who think that video games cause violence, brainwash people, etc, don't know that they are wrong. Birds are more likely to be bugs.

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

SARS

Shit Ass Rotten Sickness.

Dandelions spread faster than SARS, but everyone thinks it goes at a googolplex miles per hour.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

teenager

Something you either have been, are, or will be.

Stop fucking adolescents! Look up and you'll know why.

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

Wombat

A stocky terrestrial marsupial.

Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.

by TanooKirby June 11, 2003

mosquito

A flying insect in which the females are hellishly annoying in the summer.

Mosquitoes suck dick

by TanooKirby June 2, 2003

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

penis

An external organ that isn't on Gachaan's groin.

Naked Gachaan: Rated G

by TanooKirby June 4, 2003