tanookirby's definitions

teenager

Something you either have been, are, or will be.

Stop fucking adolescents! Look up and you'll know why.

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

Wombat

A stocky terrestrial marsupial.

Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.

by TanooKirby June 11, 2003

SARS

Shit Ass Rotten Sickness.

Dandelions spread faster than SARS, but everyone thinks it goes at a googolplex miles per hour.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

secret

Can't tellya

by TanooKirby August 6, 2003

McDonalds

Another way to earn money, customers and employees.

Calvin: Ick! (:P) A bag of vegatables with my happy meal?! Those people are DEFINATELY up to something!

Hobbes: And I used to associate his mother's cooking with Sorry Excuse For Burgers and shark liver mixed with tofu. ;P

by TanooKirby July 5, 2003

video game

The best form of entertainment these days.

People who think that video games cause violence, brainwash people, etc, don't know that they are wrong. Birds are more likely to be bugs.

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003