take the mickey

take a piss, go to the john

Excuse me, but I need to take the mickey! I'll be right back!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 07, 2023

paramour

an illicit lover of either sex; a side piece

"One who takes the place, without possessing the rights, is a paramour! Now, I don't judge, I'm just saying."

by talk2me-JCH2 June 09, 2022

blatherskite

A persn who is prone to speaking bullshit

He has some great insights, but he is such a 'blatherskite' that you never understand them, or know if he is just talking sheep dip.

by talk2me-JCH2 September 21, 2022

'hand'

help; assistance; support

My neighbor offered to lend a 'hand' when I had to stack a newly delivered load of firewood.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 01, 2022

NATO

Tea - with milk and two sugars (British army).

The acronym 'NATO' has absolutely nothing to do with what it stands for! lol

by talk2me-JCH2 July 27, 2022

Hot Foot Teddy

The name first given to an orphaned little black bear cub rescued from the New Mexico's Capitan Gap Fire of May 4, 1950 by Native American volunteer fire fighters who called themselves the Snowballs. The little bear was later renamed and became the living symbal of Smokey Bear.

Hot Foot Teddy was rescued by the Snowballs, a rookie crew of Native American volunteer firefighters from Taos Pueblo, NM...and NOT by a U.S. Army crew as history has falsely reported.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 15, 2023

The Beast

The name given to the POTUS's limousine, which is bullet-and-bomb proof, and weighs nearly 20,00 lbs.!

The Beast is said to be more a fortfied amored truck than a car!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 20, 2021