talk2me-JCH2's definitions

Bacon Fart

Someone else's fart that smells good to you. It may actually stimulate your appetite.

I was into day two of a cleansing fast when the woman next to me on the elevator cut a huge Bacon Fart! My stomach started churning and all I could think about was a big IHOP breakfast!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 9, 2021

Little fresh meat

Young, cute, handsome and innocent looking (keyword: "looking") male celebrities, or " male idols". Can refer to ordinary guys who fit the criteria.

BTS (Bangtan Boys) is a classic "Little fresh meat" boy band.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 16, 2022

one and done

One shot and its over. No need for a second shot. This term is used both literally and figuratively.

The intruder broke through her door and she fired her gun. Her aim was on point. It was a one and done shot!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 8, 2021

tatt-dooed

To have one, or many tattooes; to have one's body done up in tatts

A person is unofficially "tatt-dooed" the moment they get their first tattoo, regardlesx of the size or location.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 24, 2022

SPILF

Single Person I'd Like to Fuck

At 45 years old, I should be a MILF, yet I'm still a SPILF to men!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 7, 2022

peeled

lingo for: circumcised; cleansed; cut; ouch!

A buddy of mine has decided, at the ripe age of 28, to get his banana "peeled". Ouch! He can no longer take the pain of his knobby being lynched everytime he has an erection! Ouch! again.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 2, 2021

U.S. Dismay

The State of the Union - U.S.A. - January 6, 2021.

The protesters vandalized, and ransacked their own Capital buildiing shouting "USA, USA"! USA? The reaction they got was U.S. Dismay.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 3, 2021