Definitions by talk2me-JCH2

EP 

Enormous Penis

My boyfriend is scrawny, at maybe 130 lbs. soaking wet, but he has an EP! Do not judge the book by it's cover!

EP by talk2me-JCH2 February 5, 2022

marriage 

A major interruption to finding true love.

I was married for 11 months exactly! That marriage was nothing but a major interruption to finding true love!

marriage by talk2me-JCH2 February 5, 2022

bun icing 

ejaculation/semen on naked butt cheeks.

I like doggy sex with my wife because I can pull out quickly and spread my bun icing all over her ass! We are not trying to get pregnant, you know!

bun icing by talk2me-JCH2 February 5, 2022

a sore buck

A bribe; a carrot; persuasion money

The detective knew he'd have to offer a sore buck, or two, to get any information.

a sore buck by talk2me-JCH2 January 13, 2022

SODDI 

Some Other Dude Did It

Your Honor, the evidence will show that this is clearly a case of SODDI. My client is innocent!

SODDI by talk2me-JCH2 January 10, 2022

show me the money 

Where is the evidence; show me the proof;

If the election was rigged then show me the money!

show me the money by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022

'round my neck & back! 

Damn if I know; beats the hell out of me;

Hell, you asking the wrong person. Man, it beats me 'round my neck & back! Ask me something I know!!!

'round my neck & back! by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022