fake truth

A lie or false statement(s)

Some people will look you straight in the eye and tell you a 'fake truth' without blinking!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 13, 2020

Swab Mob

Men who aren't about to sign a birth certificate until after a DNA test!

She tells me I'm the father, but I'm a member of the Swab Mob, and I'm very comfortable waiting for the DNA test results.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

point-of-view shot

A short scean in acting that shows what the subject character is seeing or looking at.

A 'point-of-view shot' is created by placing a camera next to an actor's head or shoulder to show what that actor is looking at, and to momentarily put the viewer in the actor's place.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 14, 2023

road-ho

A female travel companion; wing-girl.

I, and my road-ho Sue, am going to Front Royal in the Fall when the leaves change colors.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 27, 2021

Sticks

Minimally developed rural countryside, especially unsophisticated rustic areas.

One day soon, I'm moving away from these sticks and catching a Greyhound to New York City. I've stepped in enough chicken shit, and chopped enough wood to last a lifetime!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 15, 2021

turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

LSD

acronym for Lake Side Drive, Chicago IL

Andy phones Brandy:
*Andy: "Sup?"

*Brandy: "Nothing much. I'm driving on LSD."
*Andy: "You doing WHAT!?"
*Brandy: "LOL...Calm down dude! I'm cruising Lake Shore Drive expressway!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2022