Dropped a Grumpy

Dropped a turd; passed your bowels

The party was raucous. So many stoned people! Somebody even "Dropped a Grumpy" on the bed!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 20, 2022

peeled

lingo for: circumcised; cleansed; cut; ouch!

A buddy of mine has decided, at the ripe age of 28, to get his banana "peeled". Ouch! He can no longer take the pain of his knobby being lynched everytime he has an erection! Ouch! again.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 02, 2021

SPILF

Single Person I'd Like to Fuck

At 45 years old, I should be a MILF, yet I'm still a SPILF to men!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 07, 2022

diddler

A child molester; A victimizer.

That guy who lost all the weight eating hogie sandwiches surprised me when he was arrested for being a diddler.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

The Wops

A place in the middle of nowhere, or far from anything.

Oh, he lives out in The Wops. No buses run out there!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Face Maker

A Plastic Surgeon

Her Face Maker did a pretty good job on her nose. I hardly recognized her.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022

the dance floor

the green (golf)

After a 20 minute delay, all players in the final pairing are now on the dance floor.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022