Definitions by talk2me-JCH2

turtle's head dick 

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

turtle's head dick by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

Swab Mob 

Men who aren't about to sign a birth certificate until after a DNA test!

She tells me I'm the father, but I'm a member of the Swab Mob, and I'm very comfortable waiting for the DNA test results.

Swab Mob by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

sharps

Medical needles; syringes

Always dispose of used sharps in a proper hazard container.

sharps by talk2me-JCH2 February 21, 2021

pot-stirrer 

Someone who adds drama, stress, and confusion to every situation. Everyone ELSE'S situations, that is!

My cousin is always "concerned" about what's happening in my life. But all she does is cause more stress and drama in my life! She is nothing but a pot-stirrer!

pot-stirrer by talk2me-JCH2 February 20, 2021

Short Meal 

Synonymous with "Side Piece", sometimes lover.

Because he is with me a few times a week, most people think he and I are serious about each other. Actually, he's only a Short Meal. Convenience.

Short Meal by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021

Ugly Face 

The face people make when they're having an orgasm, and the face people make when exercising and trying to get just one more repetition.

woman: "Keep it right there babe, I'm Cumming!"
man: Get it, get it! Get that Ugly Face!

Weight lifter: "No more! No more! I can't!
Trainer: "Dig deep Ron! Give me one more! Put on your Ugly Face! One more!!!"

Ugly Face by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021

Aight 

Short for "all right", every thing is cool;

a way of saying something is not great, but not bad, either.

Guy 1. I've enjoyed talking to you Bro, but I have to get up outta' here!
Guy 2. Aight!

Guy 1. What do you think of the new iPad?
Guy. 2. Its Aight!

Aight by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021