tOmmy's definitions

undertaker

one bad-ass wrestler from the wwe(World Wrestling Entertainment)

Woah! Did you just see undertaker chokeslam that bitch!

by Tommy June 20, 2004

North Wheaton

A crunk-ass group of heads who live in moco. Makers of the words obbles, poose, and steez.

We all live in North Wheaton

by Tommy April 12, 2005

latearly

lateearly The mixture of late and early. The period of time between 4-6 a.m. after staying awake all night. It is "late" from the previous day, yet "early" for the current day.

Man I woke up latearly today.

by Tommy April 18, 2005

turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

oscar

a very very very dark mexican who sounds like a girl.

damn oscar ur dark.I know.

by tommy July 21, 2003

slaben

Someone who has a fetish for booty shaking.

hey collo, how fine is lisa nanks booty tonight?

coutts, you are such a slaben.

by tommy March 6, 2004

mo fo

Comes from the Latin root Mattus-La-Menacius, which was lost in translation several times to become mo fo. Mattus-La-Menacius was a Roman Centurion / dick sucker from 200 BC.

Legend has it that his descendance still lives on today in the canadian city of Montreal. They headed overseas in the 18th century after being banned from their countries for indecent behaviour, which is supposedly still going on today.

Calling someone a mo fo is the worst insult, yet quite a compliment for Mattus-La-Menacius...

Love ya Matt

Look at the Mo Fo... he seems to be screwing his sister...

by Tommy July 9, 2004