evelution

Definition: The advancement of a society towards a low social standard of intelligence.

Background: I saw the word evolution spelled in this way on a colleague's paper in a college class. It should also be noted that the correct spelling was featured on the board in front of her. In college.
The evelution of present-day Americans has caused more poor parking jobs than ever before recorded in history.
by Thom January 22, 2005
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Shitex

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.
"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"
by Thom June 19, 2006
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candystick

i fahkin' hate candysticks!
by Thom September 23, 2003
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thom

What's yo name punk
Thom
That's sum holy shit
by Thom January 08, 2004
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tHom

by tHom December 21, 2003
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ast

short for aston. usually use in messenger or sms to save up time and characters.
thom:yo ast sup lately
ast:fuck you
thom:lol
by thom January 04, 2004
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w00tsauce

Yet another expression of delight.
w00tsauce! I aced my C++ exam!
by Thom June 26, 2004
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