whack

A psychotic individual, esp. one that mumbles or paces back and forth in a manic depressive manner; abbreviation for the term "whack job."
I don't care if you just lost your job and you want to kill your boss, you whack!
by T Hizzle April 04, 2005
mugGet the whackmug.

phase

A point in an individual's life during which he or she will express himself or herself in a manner that is difficult for others to control, let alone comprehend. Parents often generalize this term to describe unexpected patterns of behavior displayed by their children.
Dad: Do you think Ronny is gay?
Mom: Oh, it's probably just a phase.
by T Hizzle April 12, 2005
mugGet the phasemug.

Protection

1) A knife, a firearm, or some other type of concealable weapon that is commonly used by individuals living in a relatively violent or dangerous area.

2) P.R.O.T.E.C.T.I.O.N. Personal Renegade Of The Expressive Condition To Influence Obvious Negativity.
'Round here, suckas need protection. Betta check yo'self, homie.
by T Hizzle April 05, 2005
mugGet the Protectionmug.

shit shovel

A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).
I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.
by T Hizzle April 03, 2005
mugGet the shit shovelmug.

next

What you say to anything so idiotic and appalling that it should be ignored and forgotten, even if it's simply something you would rather not hear.
Phil: I just got done taking a piss...

Josh: Next.
by T Hizzle May 24, 2005
mugGet the nextmug.

deadbeat

A term used to describe a suspension of blood flow to the penis, in which case its erection has diminished and is no longer worth jerking off. This tends to occur when one deviates from the sexual trance.
When the mind begins to wander, the little brain fails to take responsibility for its own, and becomes a deadbeat.
by T Hizzle April 10, 2005
mugGet the deadbeatmug.

computer

Man's famous tool for emulating God.
You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.
by T Hizzle June 01, 2005
mugGet the computermug.