Definitions by sweet

sweat 

1. What people write when they actually meant "sweet".

2. Perspiration

sweat by Sweet October 3, 2003

Boffle Chops 

A girl with large boobs and a small bottom who generally chips about

"Hello there, Boffle Chops... I like your boobs."

Boffle Chops by sweet September 8, 2003

online 

Ironic term to describe state of mind and body after a heavy night on the booze/drugs.

"Nah, nah... I'm not falling asleep. I'm fully online."

online by sweet September 8, 2003

hand shandley 

Similar to a wank but with a much, much smaller penis and frequently utilising maternal pornography.

Timmay looks a bit flushed... I think he's just had a covert hand shandley.

hand shandley by sweet September 8, 2003

vod n rid bar

Nonsensical corruption of "vodka and red bull", for use when no further portions of said drink are required, but someone is about to go to the bar.

"While you're there, fetch I another vod n rid bar."

vod n rid bar by sweet September 8, 2003

boaty 

A nautical device used for impregnating boys and tidying ale up. Usually furry of body and partially bearded of face. Rarely found in the UK due to summer migration to Cyprus, Prague, Amsterdam etc. Often stored in sub-terranian bars, esp. in the Aldwych area of London.

Aha, BOATY!

boaty by sweet September 8, 2003

nice price 

Generic term used to describe anything which is good. (Prefix with "that *really* is a" and recite slowly to reverse the meaning)

A pint of Steela for one pound: "That's a nice price".

A topless lady with lovely boobs: "That's a nice price."

A bottle of Sol in a west end bar for six pounds and fifty pence: "That *really* is a nice price".

Claire Short in a peep-hole bra: "That *really* is a nice price".

nice price by sweet September 8, 2003