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Momjunk

Momjunk are all the little things Moms need to feel and know to be content and loved.
Mom asked me to call her as soon as my plane landed, that's her Momjunk. As soon as I got my grade, I had to tell my Mom to fill her Momjunk. Right after the team try-outs, I called Mom to let her know how it went, yup, more Momjunk.
by suzgirl September 12, 2021
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Momminder

It's all the annoying reminders great Moms give their kids.
I was packing to leave on a trip when my Mom came in my room with Momminders to pack my passport, take snacks and pack extra underwear. Then she suggested another Momminder when she told me to lock and tag my luggage. Then another Momminder when she suggested I pack purell and extra kleenex. I got it!
by suzgirl September 12, 2021
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Burgerring

When a person goes on a crazy diet of eating every kind of burger combination possible. They will hop from many different burger resturants in their pursuit of every kind of burger.
That crazed guy when on a burgerring binge last night trying every different kind of burger combination. He's going to look like a burgerring babe!
by suzgirl November 13, 2018
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Friendcierge

A Friendcierge is that great friend who will advise you on everything. Where to go, what to do, what to buy, what's hot and not, what's cool and not so cool. They wil gladly provide solid advice on just about everything and you value their opinion. A great friend with great advice.
So i called my Friendcierge and she advised me to buy expensive designer shoes, which I couldn't afford. Years later, I'm still wearing and loving them. They were worth every penny! Great Advice from a Great Friend.
by suzgirl October 30, 2021
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perennial personality

A person who likes to do the same things year after year.
I set up a “LOVE YA TABLE” in my kitchen on Valentine’s Day. I plant my annual flowers and vegetables in the spring. I decorate my house for Halloween. I carve a pumpkin and give out yummy treats. In November, I put my garden to bed for the winter. Then I ski as much as I can all winter, right into April. I have a perennial personality as I do the same thing year after year after year.
by suzgirl May 29, 2017
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hijackchick

That girl friend who hijacks all conversations and everyone’s attention. It’s all about her, all the time.
I’m out with my girl friends having a great time, when the hijackchick comes over and starts talking non-stop... She talks only about herself and no one has a chance to speak. It’s all about her, all the time. She’s so annoying and sucks the air out of the room.
by suzgirl September 21, 2019
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AndyDufresned

When you have finally gotten out of that hell hole imprisioned marriage and crawled through all the shit your ex-bitch wife tossed and you gloriously reach the rains of freedom. Only then have you been officially AndyDufresned.
I finally got out of a hell hole imprisioned marriage and crawled through all the shit my ex-bitch wife put me through to reach the freedoms of being officially AndyDufresned.
by suzgirl July 28, 2019
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