suzgirl's definitions
What The Fuck For Real Shit. When you just can't believe that real fuckin shit is happening in the present reality. It's insane that this horrible fuckin shit is happening and its totally for real. We are living it in real time.
WTFFRS are you talking about? I'm telling you, we must be in a movie, this fuckin horrible shit just doesn't happen in real life, but the fuck it is!
by suzgirl September 12, 2021
Get the WTFFRSmug. This is a disease a person has when they constantly make fake medical excuses for not attending family events, resturant meals, or any costly family functions.
So your Dad did't attend your marriage and didn't help to share in the cost because he was sick, again. Dude, I think he has a bad case of Cheapacitus! He's not really sick, he just doesn't want to part with his money.
by Suzgirl June 27, 2024
Get the Cheapacitusmug. I just love how the chocolate drips off the edge of your chin. As a Chocolatologist, I will need to slowly lick it off.
by Suzgirl March 17, 2023
Get the Chocolatologistmug. Mom asked me to call her as soon as my plane landed, that's her Momjunk. As soon as I got my grade, I had to tell my Mom to fill her Momjunk. Right after the team try-outs, I called Mom to let her know how it went, yup, more Momjunk.
by suzgirl September 12, 2021
Get the Momjunkmug. Don't wait for your life to be perfectly realigned, go ahead and eat the chocolate...NOW!
Now is now. Yesterday was a was. Tomorrow is something we can plan for and it may never come. So if the desire is to do something today, don't wait, Eat the Chocolate!
Now is now. Yesterday was a was. Tomorrow is something we can plan for and it may never come. So if the desire is to do something today, don't wait, Eat the Chocolate!
by suzgirl October 19, 2016
Get the Eat the Chocolatemug. As a woman you're minding your business, while waiting for a meatloaf take-out order. When this obnoxious guy keeps making a play and hitting on you. Many times, you tell him you're not interested, but he keeps on and on. Out of frustration you say in a harsh way, "Man! You don't want this, Imadude!" Suddenly, he backs off with a weird-ass look on his face.
Hey baby, you wanna get with me? Let's have a drink or two, Sweetheart. Come on baby, let me buy you a drink.
"Man! You don't want this, Imadude!"
"Man! You don't want this, Imadude!"
by suzgirl January 19, 2025
Get the Imadudemug. When a person asks too many fast stupid questions, foam appears around the mouth. It is as though the questions are coming out like a machine gun, which causes foam to appear around the mouth.
She asked me so many stupid fast questions , her mouth became frothful. Her questioning was like a machine gun, which caused her mouth to become frothful, disgusting and gross.
by suzgirl October 14, 2018
Get the frothfulmug.