sutton's definitions

sky

paradise for TV lovers. Probably has about 53890279032850943 channels. Accounts for about 90% of obesity probably.

Person 1: "Get up, you've been watching that Sky all bloody day!"

Fat person: "Shut up, the re-run of an episode of Jerry Springer that was filmed in 1995 is on!"

by Sutton January 1, 2005

soccer AM

Possibly the greatest program ever. Shows football related stuff for 3 hours on a saturday morning. Can a man ask for any more? Features Lee Trundle , our Swansea legend quiet alot. Also, the legendry game called 'Crossbar Challange' where you have to hit the crossbar from the centre spot is one of the highlights.

Trundle did the crossbar challange, the flash c**t!!!

by Sutton November 6, 2004

westwood

Tim Westwood...the best DJ ever!

"All you other DJ's bow down, and kiss the ring!!!"

by Sutton November 3, 2004

system ar y dde

The Welsh version of System of a down, made by me and my sister in marks and spencer.

1: Ble mae band gyda ti?
2: Oes, mae system ar y dde gyda proper bo.

by Sutton October 16, 2004

Wind Street

Where me and all the other drunkards go in Swansea to P-A-R-T-Y!!!

1:Fancy a kick about later?
2:Fuck that im off down Wind Street!

by Sutton October 16, 2004

Ayrton Senna

One of the most Charasmatic drivers ever,and also one of the Fastest ever. Died at the Italian GP at Imola, at the Tamburello Corner when he smashed into the wall and the suspension whacked him on his head. Hated Alain Prost because he was just as good as him. Probably the best wet weather driver of all time.

British GP, Donnington, 1993

by Sutton October 16, 2004

prost

Alain Prost, one of the most succesful drivers ever with 51 wins and 4 world championships. He was Senna's greatest rival.

He was also a Frenchy

by Sutton October 16, 2004